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Ripped from the headlines: Masturbation phone sex and DC

The fucking stuff shirt white boys club in DC is getting some of theirs this week aren’t they. The latest? Al Franken–because gosh darn it he was good enough landed himself a senate seat only to find that the long arm of hypocrisy reaches even his liberal white ass. What’s the problem?

This masturbation phone sex lady has the answer. It’s phone sex, boys. Ever wonder what keeps your own libido at bay? It’s this wonderful offering–the ability to pay for and to sustain a fantasy via the internet/phone with a beautiful woman who understands that men need sex. I’m not offended by that fact and am ok if you’d like to sexually harass me in your fantasy. Make me suck your dick to keep my job–or to even land a paying one in the nation’s capital. It’s all good here and if you live it out here you stay the fuck out of trouble.

The current state of affairs in Washington really does beg for a new kind of super hero–Masturbation Meredith to the rescue!

Masturbation phone sex Romance


Break out the candles, the sweet smelling oil and a bottle of your best wine and tell me how you’d love to see me dressed? Do you want me to show up with your wine glass in expensive lace stockings and garters? Black corset? What about fire engine red panties? I’ll be wearing a smile as I hand you your glass and pour you some wine. Then I’ll turn around and bend over so you can see my fine ass-et and touch it while you slowly sip your wine. Let’s talk passion and eroticism–it feels good to connect and to be one with someone. Everyone needs romantic masturbation phone sex once in awhile.
And as the passion builds we can explore each other more aggressively until nothing enters the sphere of our world except pure and raw pleasure. We’ll play a little tongue game involving my decadent puckered backside disc and I’ll dip a finger into yours and show you how good it feels when you do it to me. Romance is all about sharing after all. There are 69 ways to please each other and about a billion masturbation phone sex orgasms for us to share. I am all for giving you all I have to offer–are you willing to give me the best phone sex in you?
Give this horny masturbation phone sex nymph a call today. I’ll be waiting for you.
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Visualize your masturbation phone sex scene

Mutual masturbation phone sex cheating turns me the fuck on!
I get so wet when I know a guy is sneaking around to have masturbation phone sex with me!  I remember a time when I used to sneak around too–the possibility of getting caught only added to the turn on for me.  I can hear that tension in my callers hushed whispers.  He most assuredly  has his dick in hand as he listens to me lustfully describe how badly I’d love to fuck him.

 

I often visualized cheating phone sex scenarios when I’m on with this caller.  The last time, we snuck away to a closet during a dinner party.  We slowly and quietly kissed in that closet and he enjoyed feeling the heat coming from my body and between my legs as we explored quickly and efficiently.  After all, when you’re sneaking around there isn’t all the time in the world to explore.

 

Visualize your position as you have masturbation phone sex
The hooked leg over the hip is the best point of entry and provides maximum contact to my erect clit in these scenarios.  Locking eyes the thrust is deliberate and soft but feels so good as I wet that fucking dick with a pent up orgasm.  I can’t believe that I don’t scream out–but of course we want to return to the table relieved, albeit a bit disheveled.

 

So if you’re prone to sneaking in a quickie, why not cum play with the Queen of Quickie?  Getting directly to the point allows us both to get the release we need as we conquer family pressures.
Get some wet and wild masturbation phone sex with me.  Ask me about my multiple call special that I am running through the end of April.

Masturbation phone sex horny enough to hump

I love to walk around my home naked. I do so because I love masturbation phone sex whenever the urge strikes. I am one of these types of women who just loves to always be prepared–so being naked allows me the freedom to drop wherever I am and masturbate. I’ve fucked myself with some crazy things over the years. Here lately, I’ve been into fucking rubbing my clit against my dining room chairs. I have long become to insensitive to hump pillows and the dining room chair is just firm enough to allow me the friction to get off hard.

I lower myself to one of the four corners of the chair. I make sure I put a towel down–I don’t want the chair smelling like pussy should I host a dinner party. I also don’t want my husband to smell it–he’d know what I was up to instantly since he knows all my intimate smells. I grab the back of the chair for support and squat so that my clit is right up against the corner. Then I grind. I start off slowly. I usually have a porn clip playing on my lap top while I do this. I enjoy masturbating to porn soley for the empathetic value–not so much the visual delights.

I try to work it up slowly. I follow the lead of the porn clip I am watching. I try to mimic the movements of the people I am watching. I usually start getting close within 5 min–believe it or not. I hear that is very quick for a woman–but of course this is me we’re talking about. When I cum it’s very hard and intense. I really enjoy continuing through the orgasm til the very last spasms have stopped.

So I want to hear your masturbation stories. What is your favorite masturbation technique? Do you use bizarre objects like I do? I want to hear from you–share stories–and of course masturbate with you as we engage in our masturbation phone sex session.

Masturbation phone sex stroke that thing for me!


For the love of all that is holy–stroke that thing for me!  Have masturbation phone sex with me and let me see you fondle that lovely hard cock of yours.  Having done calls with you for a few years off and on, I have seen and experienced the youth of your dick and it makes my pussy wet every time as my mind runs away with the masturbation phone sex fantasies we both enjoy.
Yesterday when we had masturbation phone sex I was amazed at how much HAIR you had on your chest.  It is a perfect blanket all over your lovely, toned pecks.  Oh, how I long to rub my face in that chest hair–soaking up your scent and feeling it tickled the soft skin of my face.  I imagine you taking those strong, capable hands and lifting my face up because I lose myself in this very simple pleasure.  You need more from me though, don’t you?
Yes, you do, you want to see my huge MILF phone sex tits.  My masturbation phone sex nipples are hard for you.  You take your young mouth and suck on each one–alternating until they are both like little pebbles between your lips.  I get so wet thinking about you feasting on my breasts as you stroke your uncut cock for me.
When the precum starts flowing and things pick up after I suck that delicious cock into my mouth a few times–I have to straddle that wonderful boner of yours and drive it in so deep.  I love thinking about how your strong fingers sink into the flesh of my masturbation phone sex ass.  Pumping and filling me full of young, available prick.  Nothing gets me off harder than a stiff, young cock up my very mature phone sex pussy.
When you’re in the mood for exhibitionism phone sex–I’m the lady to show off to.  I love watching you cum for me.
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Soleful masturbation phone sex obedience


Obedience.  It makes me happy.  Complying with my masturbation phone sex requests in a timely fashion pleases me.  There’s only one way to ensure complete and total obedience at any given time.  Make a man’s dick hard.  Make a man’s dick hard and you essentially own the man.  There are some dicks that are simple to get hard–and then there are those that take a little work.  Either way, I have become a master at arousing pricks the net over.  I have learned to harness my own sensual powers.
When I woke up this morning I was excited and horny to play with my foot fetish phone sex slave.  He also happens to be my spiritual and mental health coach–not really.  I just let him think that.  That is another cock-hardening masturbation phone sex technique that I employ to get compliance from my boys.  So I come to him needing help with some matter of my life. Maybe I’m pissed that my husband is asexual (this is true, sucks but it is) and I am not getting laid as often as I like.  Maybe I just want to bitch about the general state of the country–politics–you name.  I need his guidance or so he thinks.
And as we chew the fat on any number of topics I just lay in wait.  I let him get completely into his role before I bare my soles to him.  Yes, that’s right.  This masturbation phone sex addict is into my soles.  He’s into both of them, but my soles are what makes his dick hard.  This is how I control him.
As I wiggle my toes and he tries to stay on track I start to giggle as I note his mental difficulty.  He loses an fraction of concentration for each exposure to my delicious, perfect feet.  My high arch cradles the dildo and taunts him.  “I know you want to fuck me here.”  I mean why do I even come to this guy for help–it’s clear he’s just a MAN who, once exposed to his lust drug, cannot be a damn bit useful.
But yet he is useful to me–because eventually I get the satisfaction of seeing him lose masturbation phone sex control as he cums.  The relief washes over his face and his eyes relax.  Thank you counselor for sitting in your truck today and allowing me to take complete and utter advantage of your feet cleaning phone sex addicted dick!
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