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Ripped from the headlines: Masturbation phone sex and DC

The fucking stuff shirt white boys club in DC is getting some of theirs this week aren’t they. The latest? Al Franken–because gosh darn it he was good enough landed himself a senate seat only to find that the long arm of hypocrisy reaches even his liberal white ass. What’s the problem?

This masturbation phone sex lady has the answer. It’s phone sex, boys. Ever wonder what keeps your own libido at bay? It’s this wonderful offering–the ability to pay for and to sustain a fantasy via the internet/phone with a beautiful woman who understands that men need sex. I’m not offended by that fact and am ok if you’d like to sexually harass me in your fantasy. Make me suck your dick to keep my job–or to even land a paying one in the nation’s capital. It’s all good here and if you live it out here you stay the fuck out of trouble.

The current state of affairs in Washington really does beg for a new kind of super hero–Masturbation Meredith to the rescue!

Leave me wanting and I promise you will come harder!

Phone sex is the best way to make all your masturbation sessions mate with the fantasies in your head, isn’t it? We all grab our fantasies from a variety of places–some of us use memories. I have many memories from which I draw to create a believable phone sex fantasy for my callers. Because they are from my memories, these fantasies are believable, while at the same time mutually arousing. The best memories to use for this sort of fantasy crafting are not the ones that actually culminated in real sex. The best memories, in my professional opinion, are the ones that left me wanting.

When I was young and working a summer job before my first year of college I had an old family friend suggest I date a guy who was much older and who had just gotten a divorce. I had the hugest crush on him just from the suggestion. He wasn’t anything spectacular to look at, but he drove me crazy because he kept me in a near constant state of arousal. The come here go away often prompted me to throw myself at him. The farthest I ever really got with him was sucking his dick. He’d go out on dates with me and tease me by kissing me, fondling me, but never fucking me the way I wanted him to. This left my crotch on fire and when I think back to the time when I had this crush I often wonder what sex with him would have been like–especially if we had consummated our relationship after one of our many drinking expeditions at the local watering hole. So from this memory comes an abundance of role play opportunities that the masturbation phone sex caller could use to their advantage with me.

So what memories can we use to shape your favorite masturbation phone sex fantasy? Tell me about it and let’s give your dick a draining it will never forget.

Would you like to fuck me?

Would you like to fuck me?  I am sure your cock is stiff.  Your mind is wondering.  Your lustful intentions abound, don’t they?  You see me and hear me.  When you hear me your body becomes a mingling of sensations–pure confusion as you feel my presence even though we’re not in the same room.  Isn’t sharing a fantasy much like sharing a room?  A bed?  With the richness of words and inflection of tone one can feel so much.  One can also see with the mind–clearly as if visual cues were directly in front of the eyes.  That’s what I love so much about masturbation phone sex.  Through creative expression I become whoever you want me to be.  We are where ever in the world we choose to be.  We fuck however we choose to fuck–and that could differ from time to time depending on our moods.  One taste of me and you’ll know that I’m one that needs to be fucked in fantasy by you–that I will enjoy our talks and time together.  Isn’t that why you’re really here?  To feel like the vital man that you’ve forgotten you are–that she forgets that you are!  That’s right–we’re here in this ride together so let’s make the most of it.

Would you like to fuck me right now?  My mind is open–my body is ready to play on this beautiful day for masturbation phone sex!

The art of the long masturbation phone sex call

I am often asked by men who buy ten minute sessions with me what guys who buy 90 minutes plus like to talk about.  While everyone is different it usually boils down to a caller’s motivation when he’s deciding how much time to purchase.  Guys who buy 10 min sessions believe it or not are the bread and butter of my day–because after all we usually cum in about 10 min don’t we?   These guys who like to think they’re a quickie to me are actually great build up and teasing time for this hot nympho.  Nothing builds me up more than multiple short calls with a burst of several different fantasy types to start my masturbation phone sex day.  There are those who do call and want to spend hours with me.  What’s that look like?

Well, usually it starts with a get to know you session–questions answered usually from the caller wanting to know everything (and I do mean everything) there is to know about me.  Now, I’m an open book.  I have nothing to hide from anyone in regards to what my real life looks like.  Especially when it comes to my masturbation phone sex habits and my sexual trysts.  Now, once we’ve gone past that point in the call there is generally a cherry picked fantasy from something I’ve shared.  This is THE BEST phone sex call for me to have because it incorporates something that I am already into–have already done–or am curious about.  We can phone fuck for hours, in different positions and me having multiple orgasms for a long, long time.

What’s the longest call I’ve ever done on this masturbation phone sex line?  Well, I’ll tell you–Daddy G back in the early days of our phone sex relationship once did 10 solid hours with me.  while I appreciate the money from that call the next day I was a little sore for all that explicit and detailed pussy rubbing and fucking I did–oh and my ass burned from all the spankings.

So if you’re contemplating a long call then I’ll be ready for you–and we’ll get in deep and have a great time.

Masturbation phone sex cum slut

 

 

I get nostalgic when I think back to some past callers to my masturbation phone sex line.  Some of these guys are long gone, but never forgotten.

There was a man I used to know who loved to save his cum up for me.  He’d jerk it off into ice cube trays and save it for a couple of weeks.  Then he’d put it into his large squirting dildo and we’d fuck the shit out of his hot little ass for a few minutes.  Those were the days.  I miss having a cum slut phone sex freak to play with.

I know generally that when we think of a cum slut we’re thinking of a woman who’ll suck the cum out of the flesh hose readily, take a hot facial or even eat the cream pie out of her best friend’s cunt.  I include in that definition men who enjoy cum eating phone sex or even having cum all up in their asses while we talk.  Personally, since I am a cum slut too I know how dirty and alive it makes me feel when I’m playing with that sweet, sticky stuff.  Anyway, I was thinking about it today and realized quickly that my stable is in need of a few cum eaters.

So if you’re the type who craves ingesting your own pleasure–let’s have a little fun with that together.  Are you interested in saving it up for me?  Making a mess with me later?  Want to pretend to have a bukkake party all for your sweet face?  There are so many things we can do with your cum–just call me and let’s be totally perverted cum sluts together.

Visit my personal website at Nymph 4 Phone or call me directly at 877-596-6352 for some hot and filthy masturbation phone sex with cum eating.  Email me and set up your call in advance!

Extreme phone sex fantasies for masturbation

I just love extreme masturbation phone sex fantasies.  I can remember to a time when I was very young and

very curious about all things sexual.  Growing up on a farm, I was exposed to sex early–and my Dad had a vast

porn collection that he didn’t bother hiding from me and my brother.  So when  you’re looking for a consenting

pervert to engage your fantasies, you really have no better partner.  I can make the most deviant of lusts look

incredibly sexy.

So you like it nasty and perverse–your phone sex addled cock needs the extreme phone sex fantasy to get the fuck off these days and I am all too happy to provide it.  We’re going to talk about single digit underdeveloped babes in a camper.  One is older and inexperienced.  The other is younger and wants to lick cunt.  That was my first taste of pussy–I watched so much porn at a young age that I needed to have a tongue in my slit.  Her little mouth was more experienced than it should have been.  Her parents probably lived the dream you have of training your own flesh and blood as a complete and total sex slave.

And I dream of diamond studded nipple clamps and a leash that will lead me around through all of your wildest, nastiest phone fucking dreams.  Barn yards and Marti Gras parties–gang bangs at the kennel–the whole nine yards it’s ours to cum to.  We’re two nasty perverts into some filthy shit–but it’s ok.  We’re two consenting adults playing taboo phone sex fantasies until we’re both exhausted from cumming so much!

So call me for masturbation phone sex that will titillate the most stubborn and phone sex addicted cock.  We can go to the moon with any fantasy your dick is craving so give me a call.

 

Masturbation phone sex advice expert

Sometimes naughty masturbation phone sex boys need to call in and get the opinion of a hot, horny woman like me.  I’m finding out more and more that most women outside of this industry do not have the open mind necessary to receive questions without embarrassment.  Most of the time this makes it hard for the boy to open up about sexual matters.  In this way you can count on me as a surrogate mother.  Meredith’s phone sex advice hotline was open for one such caller the other day.  He’d found an older lady to play with and at his age was concerned that people would be upset or freaked out.  I assured him that he needed to carry this off with confidence and that the world would be his.  I told him that MILFs like me are open about sex–we enjoy talking about our favorite positions.  We enjoy telling you how to get us off.  This seemed to put my caller to ease as we indulged his more pressing question:  is it ok for him to pretend to be way younger because that is what his date wanted him to do.

Of course it is!  Between two consenting people the sky’s the limit.  When you let your fantasies run wild–even the ones that are taboo or forbidden–a new world of sexual pleasure opens up to you.  I had him close his eyes and imagine her hips thrusting back and forth wilding on his very young cock–I took him there.  I showed him through my phone sex advice that age play in real life is more than possible and totally explosive!  Get masturbation phone sex advice whenever you know I am available!

Masturbation phone sex Romance


Break out the candles, the sweet smelling oil and a bottle of your best wine and tell me how you’d love to see me dressed? Do you want me to show up with your wine glass in expensive lace stockings and garters? Black corset? What about fire engine red panties? I’ll be wearing a smile as I hand you your glass and pour you some wine. Then I’ll turn around and bend over so you can see my fine ass-et and touch it while you slowly sip your wine. Let’s talk passion and eroticism–it feels good to connect and to be one with someone. Everyone needs romantic masturbation phone sex once in awhile.
And as the passion builds we can explore each other more aggressively until nothing enters the sphere of our world except pure and raw pleasure. We’ll play a little tongue game involving my decadent puckered backside disc and I’ll dip a finger into yours and show you how good it feels when you do it to me. Romance is all about sharing after all. There are 69 ways to please each other and about a billion masturbation phone sex orgasms for us to share. I am all for giving you all I have to offer–are you willing to give me the best phone sex in you?
Give this horny masturbation phone sex nymph a call today. I’ll be waiting for you.
Call me Direct at 877-596-6352
$2.50 per minute with 10 min minimum. Billed Discreetly
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Masturbation phone sex story time


What kind of naughty things have you been up to? Me? Well, I’m the queen of naughty phone sex. I love telling stories from my past–all of those delicious moments that created the sexual mind that lies between my ears and above my cunt. I love being asked questions about my sexual behaviors and general attitudes. I love weaving a tale for your cock to cum to masturbation phone sex, what can I say?
When I’m asked about things that I’ve done in real life–that no one in my real life knows about I immediately go to the time where I had my first bi-sexual experience. Like many of my callers, I grew up in a home where same sex relations were extremely taboo and shameful. I had to keep my attraction to other women under wraps for the longest time sharing my lustful thoughts only with my hand, toys and various lesbian masturbation phone sex porn movies that I would watch and cum to.
Then I shared with my best friend at the time that I was masturbating to lesbian porn and asked if she’d like to watch a particularly hot scene with me. That broke the ice as we kissed our way to her bed where I ate my first delicious pussy and did my first trib. I get wet just reliving and I came for R when I told him about it on our phone sex story call.
What sort of stories do you have to tell me? Do you want to hear more of mine? Call me for naughty masturbation phone sex.
Call me Direct at 877-596-6352
$2.50 per minute with 10 min minimum. Billed Discreetly
Click here for my personal masturbation phone sex website Nymph4Phone
Email ahead meredith@phonepleasers.com
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Masturbation phone sex behind the bathroom door

Nikki, you’re so naughty! I can’t believe you called me from behind a locked bathroom door while your family was milling around in the house. I guess that is why you’ve been coming back off and on for the last 10 years or so huh? You know who ultimately owns that pussy ass of yours and it’s not that Good Catholic wife, is it? No it is your masturbation phone sex Mistress Meredith!
I’ve always known the way to your heart–that is through a deep penetrating fuck up your hot ass. God, you know that I would employ more than just strap on with you as well don’t you? You fantasize about having my husband’s dick in your mouth and pussy and I admit that that turns me on quite a bit. To turn you into an accountable, enslaved sex toy for the two of us really makes me want to keep you in shirts, panties and chastity cage (so you have to save it for us)
You do want to be a good, obedient little girly slut–don’t you? HOw did that orgasm feel knowing your family was right outside the door? I hope you were a good girl and ate up every last drop! Good little submissives know where their masturbation phone sex home is–even if they stray–they always come back with their tails aching for relief!
Call me Direct at 877-596-6352
$2.50 per minute with 10 min minimum. Billed Discreetly
Click here for my personal masturbation phone sex website Nymph4Phone
Email ahead meredith@phonepleasers.com
Instant message me first at mutualmeredith on AIM