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Ripped from the headlines: Masturbation phone sex and DC

The fucking stuff shirt white boys club in DC is getting some of theirs this week aren’t they. The latest? Al Franken–because gosh darn it he was good enough landed himself a senate seat only to find that the long arm of hypocrisy reaches even his liberal white ass. What’s the problem?

This masturbation phone sex lady has the answer. It’s phone sex, boys. Ever wonder what keeps your own libido at bay? It’s this wonderful offering–the ability to pay for and to sustain a fantasy via the internet/phone with a beautiful woman who understands that men need sex. I’m not offended by that fact and am ok if you’d like to sexually harass me in your fantasy. Make me suck your dick to keep my job–or to even land a paying one in the nation’s capital. It’s all good here and if you live it out here you stay the fuck out of trouble.

The current state of affairs in Washington really does beg for a new kind of super hero–Masturbation Meredith to the rescue!

Is it a big deal if a man eats his own cum?

 

If you’re thinking about or have entertained the idea of eating your own ejaculate, then this is the blog for you. One might wonder what the big deal is about eating your own cum, right? Well let me share some masturbation phone sex perspective with the ‘would be’ cum eater. You see, here is how I see it.

The consumption of sexual fluids is quite a normal part of most sexual activities. As a matter of fact most men enjoy watching a woman lick her own juices from the fingers she’s been using in her pussy, right? I am sure if you are honest you will admit to this fascination and that you find it sexy. Well, it so follows that most men enjoy watching two women share their sexual fluids. They find this erotic and hot.

I talk to a good deal of men who claim to “LOVE” eating pussy. They savor the way it smells and the way it tastes–i.e. they consume the sexual fluids of the woman they are eating. Yes, guys you already eat cum sooooo

Why the big deal about your own cum? Well, the obvious is that it makes you feel gay (you are not). Secondly, because it feels ‘taboo’ it is a departure of the norm. Anything that constitutes something you are not used to in the realm of sex is a big rush when you do it. This is why I believe that most men who want to talk about this during masturbation phone sex are those who looking to put an edge to their mundane sex lives.

So how would we indulge this desire on the phone? We can do a couple of things. We can talk about it and plan how we might make it happen in real life for you. Or we can fantasize about it through role play–which might soften you up to the idea of cum consumption enough to try it with your real life lover.

Either way combined with erotic talk and edge play the talk of cum eating for a man can enhance your phone sex experience. Do not scoff that which you have not tried–and do not engage in contempt prior to investigation!

Happy Thanksgiving
Meredith

Leave me wanting and I promise you will come harder!

Phone sex is the best way to make all your masturbation sessions mate with the fantasies in your head, isn’t it? We all grab our fantasies from a variety of places–some of us use memories. I have many memories from which I draw to create a believable phone sex fantasy for my callers. Because they are from my memories, these fantasies are believable, while at the same time mutually arousing. The best memories to use for this sort of fantasy crafting are not the ones that actually culminated in real sex. The best memories, in my professional opinion, are the ones that left me wanting.

When I was young and working a summer job before my first year of college I had an old family friend suggest I date a guy who was much older and who had just gotten a divorce. I had the hugest crush on him just from the suggestion. He wasn’t anything spectacular to look at, but he drove me crazy because he kept me in a near constant state of arousal. The come here go away often prompted me to throw myself at him. The farthest I ever really got with him was sucking his dick. He’d go out on dates with me and tease me by kissing me, fondling me, but never fucking me the way I wanted him to. This left my crotch on fire and when I think back to the time when I had this crush I often wonder what sex with him would have been like–especially if we had consummated our relationship after one of our many drinking expeditions at the local watering hole. So from this memory comes an abundance of role play opportunities that the masturbation phone sex caller could use to their advantage with me.

So what memories can we use to shape your favorite masturbation phone sex fantasy? Tell me about it and let’s give your dick a draining it will never forget.

Spoil me, Daddy! Masturbation phone sex tips!

I enjoy being spoiled.  One of my favorite types of masturbation phone sex calls is the ongoing relationship in with my favorite

sugar Daddy–Daddy G.  We’ve been talking for about 11 years now or so.  I never get tired of Daddy’s sexy voice and the fact that

he enjoys spoiling the shit out of me for no reason sometimes–talk about hot–$200 tip was a great incentive to do whatever

my Daddy asked me to do yesterday.

Of course usually I am all for going into the single digits to find the perfect penis pleaser for my Daddy G.  Yes, he knows a lot of girls

and in fact talks to many–but he returns to me because I am always willing to be the perfect teacher for these little girls in full

backed panties.  I love to tell them to play with Daddy’s nipples as they learn all about the wonders and the privileges afforded the girl

who sucks, fucks and pleases Daddy’s amazing phone sex peter.

I love masturbation phone sex and all that comes with it. There are as many types of callers as there are women, but we all enjoy

the company of a good sugar Daddy who’ll spoil us once in awhile.  It is sooo nice to feel appreciated.  Thanks, Daddy G.

Visit my website NYMPH 4 PHONE or email me to set up your call Meredith@phonepleasers.com.  You may also just throw caution to the

wind and call me direct at 877-596-6352.

 

Masturbation phone sex cum slut

 

 

I get nostalgic when I think back to some past callers to my masturbation phone sex line.  Some of these guys are long gone, but never forgotten.

There was a man I used to know who loved to save his cum up for me.  He’d jerk it off into ice cube trays and save it for a couple of weeks.  Then he’d put it into his large squirting dildo and we’d fuck the shit out of his hot little ass for a few minutes.  Those were the days.  I miss having a cum slut phone sex freak to play with.

I know generally that when we think of a cum slut we’re thinking of a woman who’ll suck the cum out of the flesh hose readily, take a hot facial or even eat the cream pie out of her best friend’s cunt.  I include in that definition men who enjoy cum eating phone sex or even having cum all up in their asses while we talk.  Personally, since I am a cum slut too I know how dirty and alive it makes me feel when I’m playing with that sweet, sticky stuff.  Anyway, I was thinking about it today and realized quickly that my stable is in need of a few cum eaters.

So if you’re the type who craves ingesting your own pleasure–let’s have a little fun with that together.  Are you interested in saving it up for me?  Making a mess with me later?  Want to pretend to have a bukkake party all for your sweet face?  There are so many things we can do with your cum–just call me and let’s be totally perverted cum sluts together.

Visit my personal website at Nymph 4 Phone or call me directly at 877-596-6352 for some hot and filthy masturbation phone sex with cum eating.  Email me and set up your call in advance!

Masturbation phone sex advice expert

Sometimes naughty masturbation phone sex boys need to call in and get the opinion of a hot, horny woman like me.  I’m finding out more and more that most women outside of this industry do not have the open mind necessary to receive questions without embarrassment.  Most of the time this makes it hard for the boy to open up about sexual matters.  In this way you can count on me as a surrogate mother.  Meredith’s phone sex advice hotline was open for one such caller the other day.  He’d found an older lady to play with and at his age was concerned that people would be upset or freaked out.  I assured him that he needed to carry this off with confidence and that the world would be his.  I told him that MILFs like me are open about sex–we enjoy talking about our favorite positions.  We enjoy telling you how to get us off.  This seemed to put my caller to ease as we indulged his more pressing question:  is it ok for him to pretend to be way younger because that is what his date wanted him to do.

Of course it is!  Between two consenting people the sky’s the limit.  When you let your fantasies run wild–even the ones that are taboo or forbidden–a new world of sexual pleasure opens up to you.  I had him close his eyes and imagine her hips thrusting back and forth wilding on his very young cock–I took him there.  I showed him through my phone sex advice that age play in real life is more than possible and totally explosive!  Get masturbation phone sex advice whenever you know I am available!

Masturbation phone sex behind the bathroom door

Nikki, you’re so naughty! I can’t believe you called me from behind a locked bathroom door while your family was milling around in the house. I guess that is why you’ve been coming back off and on for the last 10 years or so huh? You know who ultimately owns that pussy ass of yours and it’s not that Good Catholic wife, is it? No it is your masturbation phone sex Mistress Meredith!
I’ve always known the way to your heart–that is through a deep penetrating fuck up your hot ass. God, you know that I would employ more than just strap on with you as well don’t you? You fantasize about having my husband’s dick in your mouth and pussy and I admit that that turns me on quite a bit. To turn you into an accountable, enslaved sex toy for the two of us really makes me want to keep you in shirts, panties and chastity cage (so you have to save it for us)
You do want to be a good, obedient little girly slut–don’t you? HOw did that orgasm feel knowing your family was right outside the door? I hope you were a good girl and ate up every last drop! Good little submissives know where their masturbation phone sex home is–even if they stray–they always come back with their tails aching for relief!
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Masturbation phone sex Cock therapy

My professional demeanor often misleads the worried Mom to send her bi-curious son in for a little cock-therapy phone sex. Often they are mothers who cannot mind their own business. They sit in wait filing their nails after a home cooked breakfast eager for the moment that the son leaves for school. Then they nose through his belongings checking for any hint of sexual indiscretion. Once they find the incriminating evidence they pick the phone and book an appointment with me. Boo hooing into the phone with Mommy concern they talk about gay magazines, panties, dildos and a variety of other things they find that might indicate a quite normal curious sexual nature.  Sounds like some masturbation phone sex therapy is in order.

That’s how I met D. His mother called me because she found stacks of gay porn and cock sucking magazines under his bed. She hoped “that she was not too late” in her discovery and that I might be able to “do something, anything” to set him on a straighter path (no pun intended). I reassured her that I would do anything in my power to “save her son.” I found him knocking his knees together in my waiting room. She’d dropped him off 15 minutes early for his afternoon appointment. The last of the day for me.

Masturbation phone sex boy learns his lesson

This beautiful boy nervously sat across from me as I leaned my ass into my mahogany desk wearing a very professional, yet short business skirt and a white blouse unbuttoned just this side of obscenity. He kept staring at me and I noted that he got quite an erection by just looking at me. I giggled as I continued to read the intake form and then told D I would be able to help keep his mom off his back. I told him that there was help in my office for boys like him.

Masturbation phone sex sucking a hard cock

He was nervous, as any young inexperienced boy would be, when my assistant Jim walked into the office with his white medical robe on and nothing else. I wanted D to know that three sessions a week would stave off the urge to relieve himself to the gay magazines. He could do that relieving here and with me. I had him remove my blouse. I assured him that it is quite normal to want to suck a cock–I love sucking cock. I showed him how to handle that cock. I pushed his young face down on that rigid dick and by the end of the session, Jim’s horny rod probed that virgin ass deeply. We all came. We booked a year’s worth of appointments after that.

 

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Masturbation phone sex in front of the 2 way mirror

I work out and I work out hard.  My pussy and ass drip with pheromone laced juice all for my favorite western caller.  The funny thing is, he walks in with his dick all hard and his mouth eater to lap up my sweaty ass and pussy that he didn’t notice the new mirror installed at the foot of the bed.  His tongue gliding and he slurped up all that naughty ass sweat and last night’s orgasm.  His ass pointed toward the mirror showed his balls hanging heavy.  I just know that my friend Amelia was enjoying this view and stroking her 8″ shemale cock as she watched me cum once.  Juicy surprises in front of the 2 way mirror phone sex got my caller the fuck off very, very hard.
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I had my lover kneel on the bed as I winked at the mirror.  I knew Amelia was watching me edge his horny cock.  So big.  So wet in my hand and slicked up with his own precum.  I licked it.  Suckled on the head.  I was careful not to get too intense as to blow the surprise.  I enjoyed watching his eyes roll and hearing him exclaim, “fuck yes” at my attention to his dick.  I even teased his asshole with my finger as I often do.  Naughty fucker tried to get more inside, but I had something much better for him in store during this phone sex call.
Amelia appeared just as he was begging for me to fuck his ass with my favorite strap on toy.  She waltzed out in red lingerie with her massive tool pointing in his direction.  It leaked as I had him crawl to lick at her as I fondled her balls.  “You wanna fuck that instead baby?”  Well you know his answer was a “Fuck yes.”  I rubbed that tranny cock on this juicy cunt and got off once before using my cum as lube up his sweet, tight ass.  Amelia fucked him hard as I milked his cock.  Then she pulled out and came in my mouth.  We all three kissed that special flavored man juice in a three way snowball!  Do you want some juicy surprises in front of the 2 way mirror too?  What is your secret fantasy?  Tell me and we’ll add it in for you!
Meredith
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Mother and Son Get engaged masturbation phone sex

Masturbation phone sex with Momma Meredith:
I couldn’t wait for my son to come home for his weekly visit from college.  I got dressed to the nines this time.  I wore a nice teal negligee and matching bow-top stockings.  I left off the panties and the bodice of the nightie showed just enough skin to be scandalous.  Of course, my invalid husband sat drooling in his wheelchair.  The stroke had robbed him of a voice, but from the scalding lookin in his cloudy eyes I knew he was aware of what I had planned for this phone sex rendez-vous with my very own son.
Masturbation phone sex son comes home from college
When M walked in and saw me leaning against the counter with a glass of champagne he stopped in his tracks.  He wondered why Momma was dressed this way.  When I poured him his own glass and approached him, I kissed him tenderly and explained that Momma needed her boy to step up the plate and take care of me.  M tried to resist my advances, but my beautiful body and insistence that it was ok seemed to overcome this resolve.  Soon, my own son surprised me as he asked me to marry him!  A groan from the peanut gallery wheelchair almost ruined the moment.  I slid my husband into the closet, pushed everything from the dining room table and spread myself out for my son to feast upon.
His tongue delighted the folds of my mature phone sex pussy and made my insides clench with orgasm.  So wet.  So intense as he sucked his own Momma’s cunt.  He then slid upon top of me with my legs open so very wide and sliced into my motherhood with his steely hard cock.  Fuck.  Felt so good to cum in a geyser all over my own son’s dick.
We had mother son phone sex for an hour or so while Dad stayed locked in the closet.  After all, we’re gonna need his money if we’re going to start our own brand of perverted family together.
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More to come from my new phone sex son!