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Masturbation phone sex horny enough to hump

I love to walk around my home naked. I do so because I love masturbation phone sex whenever the urge strikes. I am one of these types of women who just loves to always be prepared–so being naked allows me the freedom to drop wherever I am and masturbate. I’ve fucked myself with some crazy things over the years. Here lately, I’ve been into fucking rubbing my clit against my dining room chairs. I have long become to insensitive to hump pillows and the dining room chair is just firm enough to allow me the friction to get off hard.

I lower myself to one of the four corners of the chair. I make sure I put a towel down–I don’t want the chair smelling like pussy should I host a dinner party. I also don’t want my husband to smell it–he’d know what I was up to instantly since he knows all my intimate smells. I grab the back of the chair for support and squat so that my clit is right up against the corner. Then I grind. I start off slowly. I usually have a porn clip playing on my lap top while I do this. I enjoy masturbating to porn soley for the empathetic value–not so much the visual delights.

I try to work it up slowly. I follow the lead of the porn clip I am watching. I try to mimic the movements of the people I am watching. I usually start getting close within 5 min–believe it or not. I hear that is very quick for a woman–but of course this is me we’re talking about. When I cum it’s very hard and intense. I really enjoy continuing through the orgasm til the very last spasms have stopped.

So I want to hear your masturbation stories. What is your favorite masturbation technique? Do you use bizarre objects like I do? I want to hear from you–share stories–and of course masturbate with you as we engage in our masturbation phone sex session.

Masturbation phone sex and exhibitionism

The exhibitionist in me loves masturbating with my clients.  I am often asked about my favorite fantasies and specific sex positions.  I often have a hard time answering this question and this caused me to ponder and meditate on my enigmatic approach to masturbation phone sex.  I, then, figured it out.  I enjoyed putting on the show your ears loves to hear.  Fetishists call this a form of exhibitionist phone sex–I agree–I get off on showing off for your listening pleasure.
And it isn’t that I want to be visually beheld–I love the way I sound when I cum.  I did a call over the weekend (ended up being a very long call) with a gentleman whose interest in hearing me masturbate exceeded my greatest hopes.  We talked about girl on girl porn (something my regulars KNOW I crave) and then we started sharing clips.  Before long and with this man’s encouragement I began to masturbate and talk about the delicious sex acts we watched together.
And it wasn’t just about watching the actions (although visually they stimulate me very much).  The sounds of the girls cumming into each other’s mouths and pussies left me completely speechless and in tireless need of one orgasm after another.  I guess this man tapped into some special vein that turned our masturbation phone sex call into a mutiple Meredith cunt creaming fest.
And the things that escaped from my lips!  The filth and the unadulterated and uncensored dirty talk about cocks in my ass and cum in my hair–holy shit.  I squeezed out another one just spewing the words from my mouth for him.
And then we talked about me shopping at the sex toy store–and how he’d like to buy me a special dildo for me to use when I am on my masturbation phone sex calls with him.  I loved the idea and so I took him up on it.
It wasn’t the man’s fantasy that turned me on so much as his desire to have me parade my orgasming pussy into his ear and hear my dirty talk flow as freely as normal speech.  Masturbation phone sex has never been so wet for me!
This Phone Pleasers blog post is written by Meredith.
Call Meredith at 1-877-596-6352
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Masturbation phone sex at work–been there done that

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Let’s have a topic for masturbation phone sex today.  I slid some ben-wa balls inside my cunt and went to work.  This was back in the late 90’s when I worked for a newspaper.  I loved working in an office, but I was always bored with the lack of stimulation.  My wearing maturbation phone sex aids in my snatch was a way to up the ante for me.  I would count the number of orgasms I’d have while selling ads or helping to edit articles.  The would enter into the double digits.
I would love to say that the lolling of loose and wayward balls inside my pussy was enough to sate me, but it clearly never was.  The ben-wa balls only held my lusts at bay.  I still needed to have real cock to satisfy them and it wasn’t really enough that I was married.  I tired and bored of the sex with my first husband within the first 6 mos of our marriage.  I am sure it doesn’t surprise a single one of you to read that.
Anyway, I started testing the waters at the top of the office food chain.  The publisher was an overweight, glasses-wearing, self aggrandized attention whore.  Yes, that’s right.  I smelled it on him within the first weeks of employ but I needed to wait to have a little more clout than a mere secretary.
Once I moved up the ranks a bit I had the distinct pleasure of private meetings in his office.  I would follow up these meetings with spicy emails that were hinting at sex.  He shared with me that his wife didn’t fuck him anymore.  Well he couldn’t have held the door open wide enough for the likes of this sex-crazed office manager.
I poured it on thick after that.  You know, for women it is never about looks.  For a man this is incredibly hard to grasp.  In order to understand truly how to please a woman though you must embrace that for us it is NEVER about how you look.  It is about what you can do for us.  Can you give us financial comfort?  Can you shower upon us attention and make us feel beautiful?  Because if you can grasp that you will hold the key to unlock any pussy that cock of yours might want to fuck–including mine.
Anyway, as I had indicated the object of my sexual attention was on a man who was seriously overweight.  But his drive to take care of me being what it was–I found it very easy to slide his dick into my mouth for the first time right there behind his locked office door.  Subsequently, I found it increasingly pleasing to ride his cock–which was quite large because he was a tall man.  It filled me up quite nicely–and I moved up the ladder further as a result.
There were times he’d caught me masturbating in my office and would get between my legs–him beneath me for a few minutes.  This was thrilling to me.  Seeing such a powerful man succumbing to the weakness shared by all men.  The idea of this made me cum hard–his tongue was just the delivery device.
When you have masturbation phone sex with me you will instantly find that you are in that same position of weakness–of needing to cum and shoot your cock for my needy pussy.  Make no mistake, it doesn’t matter one bit to me how you look–can you make me cum?  Can you feed my greed for power and lust the way my cunt needs it to be filled?
And this all started for me the day I decided to wear masturbation phone sex toys inside my pussy and go to work.  It soon followed that I started doing this job that I love so much.
I gave up mainstream employment to have masturbation phone sex with strangers and get paid for it.  This is the type of woman you’re calling.  Isn’t that a refreshing bit of honesty to stroke your cock to?

Masturbation phone sex freedom from society’s rules

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Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it’s usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies.

–Jim Morrison

In a service alley tucked between two dumpsters I sucked my first masturbation phone sex cock.  I was sixteen years old.  The man I was sucking was a teacher–but not in the traditional sense.  He had picked up on the cues I wasn’t aware I was giving–the way I tilted my head this way and that.  He just knew that I was an easy target.  He filled my mouth with his rightness as my lips, tongue and throat confirmed his assumption.  It was a tasty treat.  One that left me masturbating later in the evening.

Despite being told that good girls don’t, I felt like good girls should, so I did.  I spent my entire adolescent in search of and acquiring cocks in my oral repertoire.  I became good at sucking cock.  So good in fact that I could suck a guy off in two minutes if I was bored or tired–most of the time I enjoyed the sensation between my lips though so I would usually take my time.

By the time I hit college though life became hectic.  I gave up my pursuit of the penis for the study of psychology.  My thirst for understanding my affliction was paramount to anything else in my life at the time.  I tried to deny my needs and desires.  I lied about the number lovers I’d had.  The shear volume of semen that I had swallowed by that time was enormous–and slutty.  Denial is a wonderful thing.  Society tells a girl it is a bad thing to be a cock sucker.

Sweeping this under the rug, however, became harder and harder.  I would find myself staring at random crotches and wondering about the organ behind the fly.  I would go home and fantasize.  I would masturbate with a dildo in my mouth.  You see, my body embraced what my mind could not.  In reality I needed that dick in my mouth.  I craved the taste of cock and the briny flow of semen out of a horny man’s dick hole.  My pussy didn’t lie to me about this.  My pussy accepted this, but I couldn’t.

Until now–it’s all I think about some days.  Being honest about my cock sucking phone sex addiction leads to the freedom of expression.  Masturbate with me tonight.  The hottest, wettest masturbation phone sex cock suck lies at the other end of the phone.

Help my mouth express itself with a call to me tonight.

This Masturbation phone sex blog post is written by Meredith.
Call Meredith at 1-877-596-6352
Here is a direct link to Meredith’s web page
You can IM me on AIM at mutualmeredith

 

 

Masturbation phone sex what a way to de-stress!

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First and foremost–RIP David Bowie!  I was taken aback today by the news that this truly influential artist had passed to the next plane or wherever it is we go when we die.  Sad day for the Young Americans!

I engage in masturbation phone sex as a way to relieve stress–and believe me some days that brings me to the urge several times in a day.  Since the holidays have passed and we have entered the season of the chirping crickets in the phone sex kingdom I have to share with you that my stress level has only been reduced by the three to four times per day that I manage to wank off my horny pussy.

Right now, I am needing to displace some angst and I am thinking about hand jobs in particular.  When I was in high school and after I lost my virginity to a sexy, older lifeguard I became very afraid to just fuck around.  Living under my Daddy’s roof would do that (I swear he had scared off more tom cats than I can count).  Anyway, I felt like a hand job was the best way for me to get to know how to please a man.  I love masturbating men for that reason–I love watching the pre cum start to form at the tip and I love delving into your mind while we make love to that horny cock.

I get horny thinking about it–and I love seeing picture of the dicks I am masturbating.  With my silky phone sex voice and my wild imagination as well as my real life stories I am sure you and I will be fast friends.  One caveat–I’m hard to catch…do you think you can net yourself a masturbation phone sex session with me?