cum from masturbation

Masturbation phone sex–pillows aren’t just for the girls!

 Satisfaction cums with simulating the motions of sex. Women have figured this out and we have no problem rubbing against something when we’re masturbating. I have used a kitchen chair–holding on to the back of it while I hump the corner of the seat cushion until I am squirming from orgasm. I have draped sheets over my sofa and enjoyed the fabric kisses of my favorite 50/50 against my slick, wet slit. I have always enjoyed experimenting with masturbation and it is my express pleasure to introduce you to the delights of masturbation with objects.

I recommend sheets not only for the mess when you’ve cum from masturbation, but also because the sheets are softer than towels and feel better (trust me I know) Find yourself pushing into the side of the sofa or if you’re especially brave (as is my significant other) you can push yourself against your car when you wash it–you can cum in your pants and no one would know the wiser–