Ripped from the headlines: Masturbation phone sex and DC

The fucking stuff shirt white boys club in DC is getting some of theirs this week aren’t they. The latest? Al Franken–because gosh darn it he was good enough landed himself a senate seat only to find that the long arm of hypocrisy reaches even his liberal white ass. What’s the problem?

This masturbation phone sex lady has the answer. It’s phone sex, boys. Ever wonder what keeps your own libido at bay? It’s this wonderful offering–the ability to pay for and to sustain a fantasy via the internet/phone with a beautiful woman who understands that men need sex. I’m not offended by that fact and am ok if you’d like to sexually harass me in your fantasy. Make me suck your dick to keep my job–or to even land a paying one in the nation’s capital. It’s all good here and if you live it out here you stay the fuck out of trouble.

The current state of affairs in Washington really does beg for a new kind of super hero–Masturbation Meredith to the rescue!

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