Masturbation phone sex horny enough to hump

I love to walk around my home naked. I do so because I love masturbation phone sex whenever the urge strikes. I am one of these types of women who just loves to always be prepared–so being naked allows me the freedom to drop wherever I am and masturbate. I’ve fucked myself with some crazy things over the years. Here lately, I’ve been into fucking rubbing my clit against my dining room chairs. I have long become to insensitive to hump pillows and the dining room chair is just firm enough to allow me the friction to get off hard.

I lower myself to one of the four corners of the chair. I make sure I put a towel down–I don’t want the chair smelling like pussy should I host a dinner party. I also don’t want my husband to smell it–he’d know what I was up to instantly since he knows all my intimate smells. I grab the back of the chair for support and squat so that my clit is right up against the corner. Then I grind. I start off slowly. I usually have a porn clip playing on my lap top while I do this. I enjoy masturbating to porn soley for the empathetic value–not so much the visual delights.

I try to work it up slowly. I follow the lead of the porn clip I am watching. I try to mimic the movements of the people I am watching. I usually start getting close within 5 min–believe it or not. I hear that is very quick for a woman–but of course this is me we’re talking about. When I cum it’s very hard and intense. I really enjoy continuing through the orgasm til the very last spasms have stopped.

So I want to hear your masturbation stories. What is your favorite masturbation technique? Do you use bizarre objects like I do? I want to hear from you–share stories–and of course masturbate with you as we engage in our masturbation phone sex session.

Spontaneous masturbation phone sex


Spontaneous erotic phone sex eruptions are what I crave.  I’m sitting at this desk all day–most often I’m in a skirt so I can easily remove my panties to play.  I often let my masturbation phone sex mind wonder into the land of fantasy where you, my lustful caller, are with me.  You find me in my natural state.  I’m at my computer and my ass is kissing the cool leather of my office chair.
You see me there and smell my musk so you push the chair back to indulge your fantasy phone sex fixation.  You take your tongue and begin to tongue fuck my slick pussy.  I toss my head back and draw my legs up in reflex as I enjoy the flickering movements of your tongue all over my cunt.  Masturbation phone sex with you getting me off orally always gets me going, but I long for even more.
I long for you to take my legs and hook them around your forearms.  My tshirt shows the hard nipples under it as you tease my willing slit with your cock.  The crown pushes up and into my masturbation phone sex pussy.  I feel the caresses against my sensitive clit.  It makes me eager and ready for you to slid your entire length inside me as we engage each other.  Long penetration is what I need and crave.
Can you feel how my horny phone sex pussy wraps itself around you?  Sucking you deep inside you can feel my cervix there as my pussy elongates to accept your hard offering.  So go on there baby.  Fuck my pussy hard and deep.  Make me want to cum for you during our masturbation phone sex call.  Unleash all that pent up lust all over my body and let’s get off good and hard together!

Masturbation phone sex stroke that thing for me!


For the love of all that is holy–stroke that thing for me!  Have masturbation phone sex with me and let me see you fondle that lovely hard cock of yours.  Having done calls with you for a few years off and on, I have seen and experienced the youth of your dick and it makes my pussy wet every time as my mind runs away with the masturbation phone sex fantasies we both enjoy.
Yesterday when we had masturbation phone sex I was amazed at how much HAIR you had on your chest.  It is a perfect blanket all over your lovely, toned pecks.  Oh, how I long to rub my face in that chest hair–soaking up your scent and feeling it tickled the soft skin of my face.  I imagine you taking those strong, capable hands and lifting my face up because I lose myself in this very simple pleasure.  You need more from me though, don’t you?
Yes, you do, you want to see my huge MILF phone sex tits.  My masturbation phone sex nipples are hard for you.  You take your young mouth and suck on each one–alternating until they are both like little pebbles between your lips.  I get so wet thinking about you feasting on my breasts as you stroke your uncut cock for me.
When the precum starts flowing and things pick up after I suck that delicious cock into my mouth a few times–I have to straddle that wonderful boner of yours and drive it in so deep.  I love thinking about how your strong fingers sink into the flesh of my masturbation phone sex ass.  Pumping and filling me full of young, available prick.  Nothing gets me off harder than a stiff, young cock up my very mature phone sex pussy.
When you’re in the mood for exhibitionism phone sex–I’m the lady to show off to.  I love watching you cum for me.
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Soleful masturbation phone sex obedience


Obedience.  It makes me happy.  Complying with my masturbation phone sex requests in a timely fashion pleases me.  There’s only one way to ensure complete and total obedience at any given time.  Make a man’s dick hard.  Make a man’s dick hard and you essentially own the man.  There are some dicks that are simple to get hard–and then there are those that take a little work.  Either way, I have become a master at arousing pricks the net over.  I have learned to harness my own sensual powers.
When I woke up this morning I was excited and horny to play with my foot fetish phone sex slave.  He also happens to be my spiritual and mental health coach–not really.  I just let him think that.  That is another cock-hardening masturbation phone sex technique that I employ to get compliance from my boys.  So I come to him needing help with some matter of my life. Maybe I’m pissed that my husband is asexual (this is true, sucks but it is) and I am not getting laid as often as I like.  Maybe I just want to bitch about the general state of the country–politics–you name.  I need his guidance or so he thinks.
And as we chew the fat on any number of topics I just lay in wait.  I let him get completely into his role before I bare my soles to him.  Yes, that’s right.  This masturbation phone sex addict is into my soles.  He’s into both of them, but my soles are what makes his dick hard.  This is how I control him.
As I wiggle my toes and he tries to stay on track I start to giggle as I note his mental difficulty.  He loses an fraction of concentration for each exposure to my delicious, perfect feet.  My high arch cradles the dildo and taunts him.  “I know you want to fuck me here.”  I mean why do I even come to this guy for help–it’s clear he’s just a MAN who, once exposed to his lust drug, cannot be a damn bit useful.
But yet he is useful to me–because eventually I get the satisfaction of seeing him lose masturbation phone sex control as he cums.  The relief washes over his face and his eyes relax.  Thank you counselor for sitting in your truck today and allowing me to take complete and utter advantage of your feet cleaning phone sex addicted dick!
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Masturbation phone sex escort impregnation


Pity when a friend gets sick, but in my line of work a sick friend can translate to major bucks.  Times being tight I gladly accepted the masturbation phone sex date that my fellow escort friend could not keep.  Her youth distorts her thinking–sometimes she parties a little too hard.  Me, I’m more seasoned.  I stopped partying years ago.  Keeping a level head is crucial in my line of work as a phone sex escort lest you encounter someone with poor personal hygiene.
And there were a few of her bookings that I rejected on the basis that I felt they might be a little on the ripe side.  The last one, however, was circled in red and a small V written next to his name.  Phone sex virgins are always attractive to me.  They are D&D free so I can offer them a bonus if they want to go hatless.  Most of them don’t require or even want any greek phone sex.  It’s all good–easy peasy.
When I arrived though it became immediately clear to me that my friend had not told her masturbation phone sex date of the change. I guess the bulging eyes and surprise at my bodily contrast in comparison to her did it.  He thought I’d made a mistake, but I explained to him that Tabby had fallen ill and sent me to care for him in her place.
The kid’s eyes fell to my breasts immediately making him easy fodder for me.  The particulars were taken care of and I told him I had to go over a few rules–asking him to verify his masturbation phone sex status as CHERRY.
Embarrassed at 19 to be a virgin he quickly confirmed this, but quickly added he’d fingered a girl or two.  Giggling I took his money and then came in close–lips nearly touching.  The kid almost passed out as I breathed my strict line against kissing on the mouth.  All other body areas–fair game to nibbling, licking, and sucking.  I pushed him back on the sofa.
And so I began a delicate strip tease revealing to him all at the same that older masturbation phone sex escorts are really better suited for the virgin connoisseur.  The pussy is more mature–easier to enter.  I fingered myself for him and licked my finger clean
Little came out of his mouth except for the word “fuck” the first several minutes.  By the time I sucked on his dick without a hat–something he gladly paid me $50 extra for–he was fairly comfortable with the idea of fucking my hot pussy.  I laid back masturbating myself telling him it was wet as he tore open the condom.  I held out my hand, $150 bucks and you get wet in the rain baby.  He took me up on the offer.
I didn’t tell him until he spurting his masturbation phone sex seed inside me that I had taken an ovulation test earlier in the day.  I whispered into his ear as he started to spurt how wonderful it will be to see how he handles impregnation phone sex with a very devious mature phone sex escort.  I stopped worrying about Tabby hours ago–having drugged her she must be waking wondering what the hell hit her.
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Sole Saving Masturbation Phone Sex


I don’t usually seek the services of woman when it comes down to it–for anything.  I prefer my hair to be done by a man–my nails too.  It isn’t that I don’t think women can do me right–I know they can.  It’s just that I’m always looking for opportunities to indulge in masturbation phone sex.  I prefer men (not that I haven’t tried or would do a woman again).  I prefer hard, passionate cock in this mature phone sex pussy.
I am also in therapy–it’s ongoing.  I’ve been in therapy for a variety of mental “hiccups” but never for this desire for masturbation phone sex, cumming or getting off to the general filth that people desire.  Recently, I switched therapists.  I thought a more spiritually based counselor might be able to help me figure out how to achieve peace with the fact that I am addicted to sex.
But there is a more sinister phone sex plan at play with this whole idea of working some spirituality into my life.  The clergy to me represents a conquest–the ultimate in sexual repressors these ‘minions of God’ have demons in their semen too.  So, as an experiment I started to flirt with my current counselor and found that if I pour my legs into the right open toed shoes–if I slowly remove the shoe and expose my sole (as opposed to my soul) I can get something for nothing–free help in exchange for total submission.
I have to admit watching the change that comes over my counselor as the power switches into the bottoms of my feet makes my pussy weep for him.  Sometimes I imagine as he is cleaning my soles with his tongue–and I am chastising him for not paying attention to me and my problems I finger my pussy and paint my toenails with it…hmmm Love making him clean that up and since I constantly get paid to have him do this for me I think I’ll stick with this counselor for awhile.  Although I imagine our masturbation phone sex souls aren’t really getting any cleaning–my soles are white as snow!

This masturbation phone sex blog post is written by Meredith.
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Masturbation phone sex addicts cannot hide from Meredith


I see you for what you are the moment you hit my cock stroking phone sex number.  Even though you are probably hundreds of miles away from me in physical location I KNOW who the fuck and what the fuck you are-a masturbation phone sex addict.  I know you are a guy–white collar–probably very well off and well-connected.  You might even work for the Goddamned Government for all I know.  Sitting at your computer desk your dick hole leaking into your expensive Chinos while you surf the web on the tax payer dollar!  Yeah that’s you–the fucking pervert who strokes his dick 6 to 7 days a week dreaming of a woman like me to milk your cock and your fucking soul.
And the clincher is I KNOW you can’t find what you’re looking for in the real world.  Masturbation phone sex addicts are never satisfied.  They can never cum enough.  They can never be teased enough.  They can never GET enough of women like me who exist for the soul purpose of exploiting your wayward wanking dispositions.
I eat fucking pervert phone sex souls.  That’s what I do.  I consume them, chew on them in front of you and then swallow them down where my pussy brews a nice concoction for you to suck out with the pixie straw I am making you hold between your fucking deprived lips.  You deserve to be pussy crushed by my delicious cunt for trying to live a lie.  Strong!  Yeah, strong is having your dick held captive by me in the most delicious an sadistic phone sex ways.  My bite is fierce but only after you have been lulled into a false sense of security with me.
You will never know what grabbed that cock until it’s spurting like the flopping section tail the iguana drops when it tries to get away ohhhh way too late.
You’ll have masturbation phone sex with me–time and again you’ll drain your balls and be back for more–as much as the post sounds bitchy–I’m stroking my cunt and licking my fingers in anticipation of you laying it down all for me!

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Masturbation phone sex fetishes and chastity

It’s a cold January morning and you’re home alone.  That wife of yours has gone to her work at the local newspaper and your kids are on the bus.  You slip into your bedroom that you begrudgingly share with your wife and start rooting through the phone sex panties in the top drawer.  You’re finding it hard to fit into her panties these days.  You’ve lost a lot of weight.  You decide to go completely naked when you pick up the phone to call me for cuckold masturbation phone sex.  As you have done so many times in the past your heart races as I answer the phone.
And so I agree with your slutty phone sex ass.  Losing weight means you should dress better than your wife can provide so we’ll go shopping together.  I like high on the hip, stringy thongs that push your bag up and in like a gaffe–those are the type of fetish phone sex things you will wear for me during our masturbation phone sex sessions now.  If you do not get those for me soon, I guess I will have to punish you by making you fuck that hairy pussy phone sex having wife of  yours.
When you begged me to not make you do that I knew I had hit a very sensitive area.  So I used this information to make you only call me Mistress, Ma’am or other monikers that signify your place in my life.  You are but a servant for my masturbation phone sex pussy.  You lay back on that bed and dream of sucking my husband’s massive cock–pushing your phone sex toy in and out of your dick sucking lips.  It is his cream you crave isn’t it, Nikki.  You get between my legs, where my phone sex cunt of a wine glass over flows with the medicine to cure all your sexual ills.  You’ve come home–and you’ll never leave again.
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Masturbation phone sex


Morning wood.  Gotta love it.  It rises to the occasion whether or not there is anyone available to take care of it.  Most of the time, horny brothers home alone during Christmas vacation will take masturbation phone sex matters into thier own hands.  Laying back on the pillow with eyes closed they dream of delicious and dirty things as they rub those horny, needy cocks.
Then the little sister comes into the room.  She’s all bouncy and cute in her short, thin pj shorts and hardly there tank top.  The promise of a ride to the ski resort has her jumping up and down on you squealing her thanks for something that hasn’t happened while that big brother phone sex morning wood aches under the sheets.  A task is incomplete–and your sister bounces her beautiful body atop you.  What’s a big brother to do?
What any big brother should do to his naughty phone sex sister.  He comes onto her.  After all, growing up in a religious family has its real downside and the lack of parental support has caused siblings to explore the realm of phone sex play on a semi-regular basis.
But then, little sister lets slip that she’s going to “go all the way” with her boyfriend soon and that makes big brother so very jealous.  He starts to play with her, that aching wood calling for masturbation phone sex attention.  He starts to fondle her and she coos and accepts the teasing as usual.  Doesn’t want to cheat on her boyfriend though.
Big brother knows that it’s not really cheating unless you go all the way.  That’s when he decides right then and there he will deflower his young phone sex sister–virgin phone sex a favorite flavor for him–and he will get his “boys” through the gate first–he wants his sperm to rule the day.  Impregnation phone sex is his first love and it’s his hardest cum with his masturbation phone sex sister.
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I love it when a guy sends me masturbation phone sex videos.  The types of videos my callers choose tells me a lot about that guy–very few words required.  When I receive a “hot one” I like to share it with my other masturbation phone sex guys.  Sometimes, just sending me one video is enough for me to get 5 or 6 guys off depending on what it is the phone sex video is about.  Recently, I sent a cuckold phone sex video to one of my long-time regulars.  It just so happens that night I was busy having masturbation phone sex with other guys and we didn’t get to talk.  This horny phone sex caller watched the video, though.  He then couldn’t stop thinking about me.  He messaged me repeatedly to see if I was off of my mutual masturbation phone sex call.  I wasn’t.  He left me that evening with a steel-cut erection and a lustful desire to try again the next day.  Boy when we did hook up we talked about the video–how the MILF phone sex girlfriend fucked the well-hung black pool guy right in front of her boyfriend.  She sucked it, fucked it and then made her boyfriend eat her pussy while that dark meat slid in and out of her phone sex cunt.
My caller craved the saline taste of the black man’s cum too.  That’s something that never gets old with me–my masturbation phone sex caller eating out my freshly fucked and filled pussy.
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