Monday here at the masturbation phone sex depot

Happy “make ‘em hard” Monday here at the masturbation depot. I swear I was just fucking around trying to come up with an excellent idea to write about and so I typed in “is masturbation a sin” into the google search bar.

I should not have done that.

Or maybe I should have. I found a question and answer column where a 17 year old boy was asking a religious scholar if masturbation was a sin. The answer he received made me laugh and almost piss my pants. Look, I don’t mean to scoff in the face of religion. You either are religious or you’re not–but no matter what you believe you are biologically human. Humans masturbate. Especially 17 year old male humans.

So I have an idea–let’s confuse a boy who’s already a bit confused by telling him that although masturbation isn’t mentioned in the Bible it isn’t technically a sin unless you’re fantasizing about women as objects.

Apparently the person writing this column doesn’t believe in sexual diversity either–I find this shameful in and of itself.

However, the answer to this boy’s question was to avoid perving out over women and to continue suppressing the compulsion to masturbate. After all, masturbating almost always involves thoughts that are sexually impure. He was told to avoid the Internet–not to stare at girls–if he was going to masturbate he needs to banish the impure thoughts from his mind. However, it’s really better if he doesn’t masturbate.

WTF

I have another idea–how about we accept the human condition for what it is? Starting at about 10 boys will masturbate and usually it will not culminate to an orgasm until he reaches about 14–when he develops his sexual preference. Once set–the sexual target will guide the boy’s masturbation habits. There is nothing that can be done to stop this imprinting it is part of the process of becoming a sexually mature male. I believe a young man should not be shamed for his compulsion to masturbate.

I believe the same thing about adult men. Adult men generally have grown up in this society thinking masturbation is dirty. I personally think that lack of acceptance in regards to sex is a lot of the reason we have problems with acceptance in this society. So while this entry isn’t full of instruction it is full of one thing–

Put the idea that you’re doing something sinful out of your mind right now. Enjoy yourself–indulge in your masturbation phone sex fantasy and most importantly do it safely with someone who knows and gets you–Me 🙂

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