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Ripped from the headlines: Masturbation phone sex and DC

The fucking stuff shirt white boys club in DC is getting some of theirs this week aren’t they. The latest? Al Franken–because gosh darn it he was good enough landed himself a senate seat only to find that the long arm of hypocrisy reaches even his liberal white ass. What’s the problem?

This masturbation phone sex lady has the answer. It’s phone sex, boys. Ever wonder what keeps your own libido at bay? It’s this wonderful offering–the ability to pay for and to sustain a fantasy via the internet/phone with a beautiful woman who understands that men need sex. I’m not offended by that fact and am ok if you’d like to sexually harass me in your fantasy. Make me suck your dick to keep my job–or to even land a paying one in the nation’s capital. It’s all good here and if you live it out here you stay the fuck out of trouble.

The current state of affairs in Washington really does beg for a new kind of super hero–Masturbation Meredith to the rescue!

Leave me wanting and I promise you will come harder!

Phone sex is the best way to make all your masturbation sessions mate with the fantasies in your head, isn’t it? We all grab our fantasies from a variety of places–some of us use memories. I have many memories from which I draw to create a believable phone sex fantasy for my callers. Because they are from my memories, these fantasies are believable, while at the same time mutually arousing. The best memories to use for this sort of fantasy crafting are not the ones that actually culminated in real sex. The best memories, in my professional opinion, are the ones that left me wanting.

When I was young and working a summer job before my first year of college I had an old family friend suggest I date a guy who was much older and who had just gotten a divorce. I had the hugest crush on him just from the suggestion. He wasn’t anything spectacular to look at, but he drove me crazy because he kept me in a near constant state of arousal. The come here go away often prompted me to throw myself at him. The farthest I ever really got with him was sucking his dick. He’d go out on dates with me and tease me by kissing me, fondling me, but never fucking me the way I wanted him to. This left my crotch on fire and when I think back to the time when I had this crush I often wonder what sex with him would have been like–especially if we had consummated our relationship after one of our many drinking expeditions at the local watering hole. So from this memory comes an abundance of role play opportunities that the masturbation phone sex caller could use to their advantage with me.

So what memories can we use to shape your favorite masturbation phone sex fantasy? Tell me about it and let’s give your dick a draining it will never forget.

Would you like to fuck me?

Would you like to fuck me?  I am sure your cock is stiff.  Your mind is wondering.  Your lustful intentions abound, don’t they?  You see me and hear me.  When you hear me your body becomes a mingling of sensations–pure confusion as you feel my presence even though we’re not in the same room.  Isn’t sharing a fantasy much like sharing a room?  A bed?  With the richness of words and inflection of tone one can feel so much.  One can also see with the mind–clearly as if visual cues were directly in front of the eyes.  That’s what I love so much about masturbation phone sex.  Through creative expression I become whoever you want me to be.  We are where ever in the world we choose to be.  We fuck however we choose to fuck–and that could differ from time to time depending on our moods.  One taste of me and you’ll know that I’m one that needs to be fucked in fantasy by you–that I will enjoy our talks and time together.  Isn’t that why you’re really here?  To feel like the vital man that you’ve forgotten you are–that she forgets that you are!  That’s right–we’re here in this ride together so let’s make the most of it.

Would you like to fuck me right now?  My mind is open–my body is ready to play on this beautiful day for masturbation phone sex!

The art of the long masturbation phone sex call

I am often asked by men who buy ten minute sessions with me what guys who buy 90 minutes plus like to talk about.  While everyone is different it usually boils down to a caller’s motivation when he’s deciding how much time to purchase.  Guys who buy 10 min sessions believe it or not are the bread and butter of my day–because after all we usually cum in about 10 min don’t we?   These guys who like to think they’re a quickie to me are actually great build up and teasing time for this hot nympho.  Nothing builds me up more than multiple short calls with a burst of several different fantasy types to start my masturbation phone sex day.  There are those who do call and want to spend hours with me.  What’s that look like?

Well, usually it starts with a get to know you session–questions answered usually from the caller wanting to know everything (and I do mean everything) there is to know about me.  Now, I’m an open book.  I have nothing to hide from anyone in regards to what my real life looks like.  Especially when it comes to my masturbation phone sex habits and my sexual trysts.  Now, once we’ve gone past that point in the call there is generally a cherry picked fantasy from something I’ve shared.  This is THE BEST phone sex call for me to have because it incorporates something that I am already into–have already done–or am curious about.  We can phone fuck for hours, in different positions and me having multiple orgasms for a long, long time.

What’s the longest call I’ve ever done on this masturbation phone sex line?  Well, I’ll tell you–Daddy G back in the early days of our phone sex relationship once did 10 solid hours with me.  while I appreciate the money from that call the next day I was a little sore for all that explicit and detailed pussy rubbing and fucking I did–oh and my ass burned from all the spankings.

So if you’re contemplating a long call then I’ll be ready for you–and we’ll get in deep and have a great time.

Meet your Masturbation Phone Sex Mommy

I lie here in my bed twiddling my dewy lips.  God sex is so good.  I had nearly forgotten that you were home from college, son.  I really did.  I mean my appetite as I get older is getting bigger.  My appetite for sex is an untamed beast in a wilderness full of men looking for just this kind of fuck.  A divorced, single Mom with a kid in college who takes care of her body and lives alone is a huge draw to these young, hung studs.  My latest flushes the toilet.  Meet your Masturbation phone sex Mommy Meredith.

 

 

I lie here in my bed twiddling my dewy lips.  God sex is so good.  I had nearly forgotten that you were home from college, son.  I really did.  I mean my appetite as I get older is getting bigger.  My appetite for sex is an untamed beast in a wilderness full of men looking for just this kind of fuck.  A divorced, single Mom with a kid in college who takes care of her body and lives alone is a huge draw to these young, hung studs.  My latest flushes the toilet.  Meet your Masturbation phone sex Mommy Meredith.

 

Let my voice grab you, son, and take you there.  I know what I am doing.  Do you want to masturbate with Mommy today?  Call me up and let’s discuss the details so that we can craft just the perfect scenario for you family fun loving cock.  I just can’t wait to hear from you.

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I get nostalgic when I think back to some past callers to my masturbation phone sex line.  Some of these guys are long gone, but never forgotten.

There was a man I used to know who loved to save his cum up for me.  He’d jerk it off into ice cube trays and save it for a couple of weeks.  Then he’d put it into his large squirting dildo and we’d fuck the shit out of his hot little ass for a few minutes.  Those were the days.  I miss having a cum slut phone sex freak to play with.

I know generally that when we think of a cum slut we’re thinking of a woman who’ll suck the cum out of the flesh hose readily, take a hot facial or even eat the cream pie out of her best friend’s cunt.  I include in that definition men who enjoy cum eating phone sex or even having cum all up in their asses while we talk.  Personally, since I am a cum slut too I know how dirty and alive it makes me feel when I’m playing with that sweet, sticky stuff.  Anyway, I was thinking about it today and realized quickly that my stable is in need of a few cum eaters.

So if you’re the type who craves ingesting your own pleasure–let’s have a little fun with that together.  Are you interested in saving it up for me?  Making a mess with me later?  Want to pretend to have a bukkake party all for your sweet face?  There are so many things we can do with your cum–just call me and let’s be totally perverted cum sluts together.

Visit my personal website at Nymph 4 Phone or call me directly at 877-596-6352 for some hot and filthy masturbation phone sex with cum eating.  Email me and set up your call in advance!

Masturbation phone sex advice expert

Sometimes naughty masturbation phone sex boys need to call in and get the opinion of a hot, horny woman like me.  I’m finding out more and more that most women outside of this industry do not have the open mind necessary to receive questions without embarrassment.  Most of the time this makes it hard for the boy to open up about sexual matters.  In this way you can count on me as a surrogate mother.  Meredith’s phone sex advice hotline was open for one such caller the other day.  He’d found an older lady to play with and at his age was concerned that people would be upset or freaked out.  I assured him that he needed to carry this off with confidence and that the world would be his.  I told him that MILFs like me are open about sex–we enjoy talking about our favorite positions.  We enjoy telling you how to get us off.  This seemed to put my caller to ease as we indulged his more pressing question:  is it ok for him to pretend to be way younger because that is what his date wanted him to do.

Of course it is!  Between two consenting people the sky’s the limit.  When you let your fantasies run wild–even the ones that are taboo or forbidden–a new world of sexual pleasure opens up to you.  I had him close his eyes and imagine her hips thrusting back and forth wilding on his very young cock–I took him there.  I showed him through my phone sex advice that age play in real life is more than possible and totally explosive!  Get masturbation phone sex advice whenever you know I am available!

Masturbation phone sex story time


What kind of naughty things have you been up to? Me? Well, I’m the queen of naughty phone sex. I love telling stories from my past–all of those delicious moments that created the sexual mind that lies between my ears and above my cunt. I love being asked questions about my sexual behaviors and general attitudes. I love weaving a tale for your cock to cum to masturbation phone sex, what can I say?
When I’m asked about things that I’ve done in real life–that no one in my real life knows about I immediately go to the time where I had my first bi-sexual experience. Like many of my callers, I grew up in a home where same sex relations were extremely taboo and shameful. I had to keep my attraction to other women under wraps for the longest time sharing my lustful thoughts only with my hand, toys and various lesbian masturbation phone sex porn movies that I would watch and cum to.
Then I shared with my best friend at the time that I was masturbating to lesbian porn and asked if she’d like to watch a particularly hot scene with me. That broke the ice as we kissed our way to her bed where I ate my first delicious pussy and did my first trib. I get wet just reliving and I came for R when I told him about it on our phone sex story call.
What sort of stories do you have to tell me? Do you want to hear more of mine? Call me for naughty masturbation phone sex.
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Hands on masturbation phone sex


See the pic? That nice frosty cream on MY pussy! My God, it has been a long time since I’ve had a phone lover print off a pic of me and cum on it. I love it when guys do that and I love it even more when they send me the evidence before it soaks into the paper. Masturbation phone sex truly turns me on in ways that real sex doesn’t!
With the size of this load I am left aching and wondering how we can get hotter and more intense. I’m his hands, when he’s on the phone and I feel like his doll the way he has me dress for him. Sometimes I get my ass way up in the air as I molest myself at his direction. I open up to him about the things I do both to my husband’s knowledge and outside of it. Nothing gets me hotter than being guided to multiple orgasms while I share my inner sexual soul with someone else. God, and look at that LOAD. I am such a cum slut, but at the heart of it–I’m a cream craver. Would you like to add yours to the perverted punch of naughty? Give me a call—mmmmm.
Amazing guided masturbation phone sex awaits you darling :).
Call me Direct at 877-596-6352
$2.50 per minute with 10 min minimum. Billed Discreetly
Click here for my personal masturbation phone sex website Nymph4Phone
Email ahead meredith@phonepleasers.com
Instant message me first at mutualmeredith on AIM

Masturbation phone sex Chronicles: Affirmations for the Cock Deficient

Masturbation phone sex Daily affirmations phone sex

It is true that some men need training to ensure that they are useful to the women in their lives. I recently have taken on a trainee of sorts. I was pleased to hear the cum slut was already involved in a group of men who submit to their wives on a daily basis. The leader of the group sends the men out to women like me for training and refining, finding that the time invested in training such a “puppy” to be too long and labor intensive. Like most good owners, they farm this task out. Having real life experinece in this area I understand the nuances of the D/s relationship. It is a deep and enriching bonding experience and so when cum slut and his women chose me to take over his training I could not wait to get started with daily affirmations phone sex.

I work closely with his owners you see. They send me the affirmations and I made sure he says them to the letter. After we go through them, I explain to him why each one is true and valid. It is so important that one reach a level of self-acceptance. The daily affirmation is just a starting point on this road. Impotent, limp dicks like CS really need this training. In fact, I was not surprised that CS struggles with getting and maintaining any form of erection on his pitiful two inches. Good thing that his women asked me for help.

Here are CS’s Daily Masturbation phone sex Affirmations:

– I am a poorly endowed cum slut with a 2 inch pee pee
– All women are superior to me
– Left on my own, I am a chronic masturbator
– I am unable to satisfy a women with my tiny pee pee
– I am accountable to Meredith for my training
– Meredith controls my orgasms, pee schedule, and cunt penetration
– I am unable to keep an erection or produce semen like a real man
– It is appropriate I have no pubic hair
– It is appropriate I am spanked on a regular basis
– it is appropriate my ball sac is a random and frequent basis
– It is appropriate I am given frequent enemas to keep my cunt clean
– It is appropriate that I hand over control of my pee pee, ball sac, semen, and cunt to Meredith
– it is appropriate that others know I am spanked

After we go through these affirmations CS must tell me if he is delinquent on any bills or showing disrespect to any women. If he is in violation I report these things to his Mom or one of the wives who spank him and punish him. I personally have deemed that disrespect toward women means a “nut cracker.” He’ll be receiving one of those soon.

Masturbation phone sex Daily affirmations for the inadequate male will help you too accept your place at the feet of the women in your life. Call me to set up training.

 

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