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Sometimes naughty masturbation phone sex boys need to call in and get the opinion of a hot, horny woman like me.  I’m finding out more and more that most women outside of this industry do not have the open mind necessary to receive questions without embarrassment.  Most of the time this makes it hard for the boy to open up about sexual matters.  In this way you can count on me as a surrogate mother.  Meredith’s phone sex advice hotline was open for one such caller the other day.  He’d found an older lady to play with and at his age was concerned that people would be upset or freaked out.  I assured him that he needed to carry this off with confidence and that the world would be his.  I told him that MILFs like me are open about sex–we enjoy talking about our favorite positions.  We enjoy telling you how to get us off.  This seemed to put my caller to ease as we indulged his more pressing question:  is it ok for him to pretend to be way younger because that is what his date wanted him to do.

Of course it is!  Between two consenting people the sky’s the limit.  When you let your fantasies run wild–even the ones that are taboo or forbidden–a new world of sexual pleasure opens up to you.  I had him close his eyes and imagine her hips thrusting back and forth wilding on his very young cock–I took him there.  I showed him through my phone sex advice that age play in real life is more than possible and totally explosive!  Get masturbation phone sex advice whenever you know I am available!

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What kind of naughty things have you been up to? Me? Well, I’m the queen of naughty phone sex. I love telling stories from my past–all of those delicious moments that created the sexual mind that lies between my ears and above my cunt. I love being asked questions about my sexual behaviors and general attitudes. I love weaving a tale for your cock to cum to masturbation phone sex, what can I say?
When I’m asked about things that I’ve done in real life–that no one in my real life knows about I immediately go to the time where I had my first bi-sexual experience. Like many of my callers, I grew up in a home where same sex relations were extremely taboo and shameful. I had to keep my attraction to other women under wraps for the longest time sharing my lustful thoughts only with my hand, toys and various lesbian masturbation phone sex porn movies that I would watch and cum to.
Then I shared with my best friend at the time that I was masturbating to lesbian porn and asked if she’d like to watch a particularly hot scene with me. That broke the ice as we kissed our way to her bed where I ate my first delicious pussy and did my first trib. I get wet just reliving and I came for R when I told him about it on our phone sex story call.
What sort of stories do you have to tell me? Do you want to hear more of mine? Call me for naughty masturbation phone sex.
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See the pic? That nice frosty cream on MY pussy! My God, it has been a long time since I’ve had a phone lover print off a pic of me and cum on it. I love it when guys do that and I love it even more when they send me the evidence before it soaks into the paper. Masturbation phone sex truly turns me on in ways that real sex doesn’t!
With the size of this load I am left aching and wondering how we can get hotter and more intense. I’m his hands, when he’s on the phone and I feel like his doll the way he has me dress for him. Sometimes I get my ass way up in the air as I molest myself at his direction. I open up to him about the things I do both to my husband’s knowledge and outside of it. Nothing gets me hotter than being guided to multiple orgasms while I share my inner sexual soul with someone else. God, and look at that LOAD. I am such a cum slut, but at the heart of it–I’m a cream craver. Would you like to add yours to the perverted punch of naughty? Give me a call—mmmmm.
Amazing guided masturbation phone sex awaits you darling :).
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Masturbation phone sex Chronicles: Affirmations for the Cock Deficient

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It is true that some men need training to ensure that they are useful to the women in their lives. I recently have taken on a trainee of sorts. I was pleased to hear the cum slut was already involved in a group of men who submit to their wives on a daily basis. The leader of the group sends the men out to women like me for training and refining, finding that the time invested in training such a “puppy” to be too long and labor intensive. Like most good owners, they farm this task out. Having real life experinece in this area I understand the nuances of the D/s relationship. It is a deep and enriching bonding experience and so when cum slut and his women chose me to take over his training I could not wait to get started with daily affirmations phone sex.

I work closely with his owners you see. They send me the affirmations and I made sure he says them to the letter. After we go through them, I explain to him why each one is true and valid. It is so important that one reach a level of self-acceptance. The daily affirmation is just a starting point on this road. Impotent, limp dicks like CS really need this training. In fact, I was not surprised that CS struggles with getting and maintaining any form of erection on his pitiful two inches. Good thing that his women asked me for help.

Here are CS’s Daily Masturbation phone sex Affirmations:

– I am a poorly endowed cum slut with a 2 inch pee pee
– All women are superior to me
– Left on my own, I am a chronic masturbator
– I am unable to satisfy a women with my tiny pee pee
– I am accountable to Meredith for my training
– Meredith controls my orgasms, pee schedule, and cunt penetration
– I am unable to keep an erection or produce semen like a real man
– It is appropriate I have no pubic hair
– It is appropriate I am spanked on a regular basis
– it is appropriate my ball sac is a random and frequent basis
– It is appropriate I am given frequent enemas to keep my cunt clean
– It is appropriate that I hand over control of my pee pee, ball sac, semen, and cunt to Meredith
– it is appropriate that others know I am spanked

After we go through these affirmations CS must tell me if he is delinquent on any bills or showing disrespect to any women. If he is in violation I report these things to his Mom or one of the wives who spank him and punish him. I personally have deemed that disrespect toward women means a “nut cracker.” He’ll be receiving one of those soon.

Masturbation phone sex Daily affirmations for the inadequate male will help you too accept your place at the feet of the women in your life. Call me to set up training.

 

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Masturbation Phone Sex Chronicles: Mom and Son Sleepy Time Sex

 

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We shared a bed, my son and I. I fell asleep quickly after the long drive. The hotel room we’d picked out only had one bed. My son was a little put off having to sleep with me but that is ok. I didn’t mind. I am just his Mom. Half way through the night though I felt something poking me in the back. I woke to find my son had a hard on and he was restless. He was unable to sleep. I couldn’t believe he was so hard and pressing it into his own mother. I told him, begged him–to roll over and go back to sleep. I couldn’t hardly stand the sight of my son with such a large, stiff cock. I know it is wrong but I did want to touch it. Sleepy time phone sex makes us both cum even though we both know it shouldn’t.

Masturbation phone sex Mom strokes son’s cock

At your behest I did reach around and wrap my hand around his cock. It felt good. Warm. Pulsating. I started to stroke it. He was getting so excited against me. I pulled up my nightie and told him we’d just rub against my smooth ass. He couldn’t help himself though, he pulled me into him and then soon was inside my Mommy pussy fucking me and making me moan. It felt so good. I love my son and fucking him felt so good even though it was wrong. His young, stiff cock made me cum 2 times before he got on top of me to piston in and out of my pussy. He was rock solid, making deep penetrating strokes that rubbed my cunt in all the right places.

I told my son I love him. That I need him so badly to stay with me forever. I start undulating my pussy and begging for my son to expel his sperm inside my pussy. I wanted his baby. My son’s baby. He kissed me deeply as I spread wide to accept all he could give me. He throbbed and pounded until his seed spilled deep into my pussy. Sleepy time phone sex sweet dreams await the horny man who wants to impregnate his momma. Give me a call.

 

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Masturbation Phone Sex Chronicals: Cock Therapy Phone Sex

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My professional demeanor often misleads the worried Mom to send her bi-curious son in for a little cock-therapy phone sex. Often they are mothers who cannot mind their own business. They sit in wait filing their nails after a home cooked breakfast eager for the moment that the son leaves for school. Then they nose through his belongings checking for any hint of sexual indiscretion. Once they find the incriminating evidence they pick the phone and book an appointment with me. Boo hooing into the phone with Mommy concern they talk about gay magazines, panties, dildos and a variety of other things they find that might indicate a quite normal curious sexual nature.  Sounds like some masturbation phone sex therapy is in order.

That’s how I met D. His mother called me because she found stacks of gay porn and cock sucking magazines under his bed. She hoped “that she was not too late” in her discovery and that I might be able to “do something, anything” to set him on a straighter path (no pun intended). I reassured her that I would do anything in my power to “save her son.” I found him knocking his knees together in my waiting room. She’d dropped him off 15 minutes early for his afternoon appointment. The last of the day for me.

Masturbation phone sex boy learns his lesson

This beautiful boy nervously sat across from me as I leaned my ass into my mahogany desk wearing a very professional, yet short business skirt and a white blouse unbuttoned just this side of obscenity. He kept staring at me and I noted that he got quite an erection by just looking at me. I giggled as I continued to read the intake form and then told D I would be able to help keep his mom off his back. I told him that there was help in my office for boys like him.

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He was nervous, as any young inexperienced boy would be, when my assistant Jim walked into the office with his white medical robe on and nothing else. I wanted D to know that three sessions a week would stave off the urge to relieve himself to the gay magazines. He could do that relieving here and with me. I had him remove my blouse. I assured him that it is quite normal to want to suck a cock–I love sucking cock. I showed him how to handle that cock. I pushed his young face down on that rigid dick and by the end of the session, Jim’s horny rod probed that virgin ass deeply. We all came. We booked a year’s worth of appointments after that.

 

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Masturbation phone sex with Momma Meredith:
I couldn’t wait for my son to come home for his weekly visit from college.  I got dressed to the nines this time.  I wore a nice teal negligee and matching bow-top stockings.  I left off the panties and the bodice of the nightie showed just enough skin to be scandalous.  Of course, my invalid husband sat drooling in his wheelchair.  The stroke had robbed him of a voice, but from the scalding lookin in his cloudy eyes I knew he was aware of what I had planned for this phone sex rendez-vous with my very own son.
Masturbation phone sex son comes home from college
When M walked in and saw me leaning against the counter with a glass of champagne he stopped in his tracks.  He wondered why Momma was dressed this way.  When I poured him his own glass and approached him, I kissed him tenderly and explained that Momma needed her boy to step up the plate and take care of me.  M tried to resist my advances, but my beautiful body and insistence that it was ok seemed to overcome this resolve.  Soon, my own son surprised me as he asked me to marry him!  A groan from the peanut gallery wheelchair almost ruined the moment.  I slid my husband into the closet, pushed everything from the dining room table and spread myself out for my son to feast upon.
His tongue delighted the folds of my mature phone sex pussy and made my insides clench with orgasm.  So wet.  So intense as he sucked his own Momma’s cunt.  He then slid upon top of me with my legs open so very wide and sliced into my motherhood with his steely hard cock.  Fuck.  Felt so good to cum in a geyser all over my own son’s dick.
We had mother son phone sex for an hour or so while Dad stayed locked in the closet.  After all, we’re gonna need his money if we’re going to start our own brand of perverted family together.
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Inside Mommy Masturbation Phone Sex

I have a horny caller who needs to be inside Mommy phone sex.  He always calls and lets me know how hard his dick is just for me.  I get so excited to hear how his cock is straining against his boxers for me.  When he calls me, he knows that Mommy is always dressed just for him.  Short skirts with no panties allow for easy access.  No bra under thin tshirts showcases hard, puckered nipples.  This makes his cock twitch in his underwear and the friction makes him hornier for Mommy’s pussy.

 

I take full advantage of my son’s horny state.  I take my time kissing him with lots of tongue.  I love how we make out like teenagers.  I love how my son wants to take me right away, but I cannot allow that.  I must be completely ready.  I need at least one orgasm from my son before I can let him inside me.

 

Licking out Mommy’s masturbation phone sex cunt
After much pawing and professions of love his tongue is doing a dance all over my slit and creamy asshole.  I love it when a tongue is flickering all over those sensitive areas.  Then I beg my son to finger fuck both of my holes to get me good and ready for his over-sized cock.  I feel him pressing inside me and it isn’t long before my cunt is pumping a thank you all over his fingers.  We both kiss, sliding his fingers between our lips to take a taste.

 

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He needs to be inside Mommy phone sex right now.  He has so much sperm in his balls for me that embedding his virile cock deep is what needs to happy.  I draw my legs up and allow my cunt to swallow him whole.  I allow my son to fuck me like an animal–breed me.  He cums and I know we’ve done something most forbidden, but frankly, I don’t give a fuck.  MMMMM.
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Visualize your masturbation phone sex scene

Mutual masturbation phone sex cheating turns me the fuck on!
I get so wet when I know a guy is sneaking around to have masturbation phone sex with me!  I remember a time when I used to sneak around too–the possibility of getting caught only added to the turn on for me.  I can hear that tension in my callers hushed whispers.  He most assuredly  has his dick in hand as he listens to me lustfully describe how badly I’d love to fuck him.

 

I often visualized cheating phone sex scenarios when I’m on with this caller.  The last time, we snuck away to a closet during a dinner party.  We slowly and quietly kissed in that closet and he enjoyed feeling the heat coming from my body and between my legs as we explored quickly and efficiently.  After all, when you’re sneaking around there isn’t all the time in the world to explore.

 

Visualize your position as you have masturbation phone sex
The hooked leg over the hip is the best point of entry and provides maximum contact to my erect clit in these scenarios.  Locking eyes the thrust is deliberate and soft but feels so good as I wet that fucking dick with a pent up orgasm.  I can’t believe that I don’t scream out–but of course we want to return to the table relieved, albeit a bit disheveled.

 

So if you’re prone to sneaking in a quickie, why not cum play with the Queen of Quickie?  Getting directly to the point allows us both to get the release we need as we conquer family pressures.
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My favorite masturbation phone sex calls

 
If you’re like 99% of the men who call me you’re always wanting to know what to do to please me.  As far as phone fucks go, I’m a very simple person to arouse.  I have a few trigger fantasies that get me going very quickly.  My favorite callers tend to fall into four different categories.

 

The first category encompasses the lonely married guy.  He’s been married awhile and he’s looking for someone to get off with.  Well, I’m all for that.  What woman in her right mind would NOT enjoy getting  off with a very horny, undersexed married man?  These are the BEST phone lays.  They know how to eat a mean pussy and they know how to make me feel special and desired.  Yeah, even us phone sex women like THAT feeling.

 

The second category are the extreme taboo loving men who have fantasies about fucking their sisters and mothers.  I’ve done just about every imaginable scenario in this category.  I love to come up with new angles on this one.  Recently I did a call where I was giving my paralyzed son a bath.  Talk about a spin on bondage–my masturbation phone sex caller really enjoyed this and so did I believe it or not.

 

The third masturbation phone sex category fall into the bi curious lot.  I really enjoy this type of caller because I am kinky and have a thing about wanting to help a guy suck a cock.  I love encouraging my cock suckers to find and suck as much as possible.  Gave me a thrill last week when my favorite cock fetish caller told me he sucked his first mideastern dick last week and was surprised at how good it was.

 

And the fourth type of caller is the discerning phone sex caller.  The one who wants more of a realistic bent to his phone sex play.  Of the four, this one is probably my most favorite.  This type is able to appreciate my creativity and intelligence and LUST for sex.  It is a naturally flowing relationship generally and reminds me of a GFE almost.  Any of the above 3 categories can fit into this group believe it or not.  What a great job I have!