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Ripped from the headlines: Masturbation phone sex and DC

The fucking stuff shirt white boys club in DC is getting some of theirs this week aren’t they. The latest? Al Franken–because gosh darn it he was good enough landed himself a senate seat only to find that the long arm of hypocrisy reaches even his liberal white ass. What’s the problem?

This masturbation phone sex lady has the answer. It’s phone sex, boys. Ever wonder what keeps your own libido at bay? It’s this wonderful offering–the ability to pay for and to sustain a fantasy via the internet/phone with a beautiful woman who understands that men need sex. I’m not offended by that fact and am ok if you’d like to sexually harass me in your fantasy. Make me suck your dick to keep my job–or to even land a paying one in the nation’s capital. It’s all good here and if you live it out here you stay the fuck out of trouble.

The current state of affairs in Washington really does beg for a new kind of super hero–Masturbation Meredith to the rescue!

Is it a big deal if a man eats his own cum?

 

If you’re thinking about or have entertained the idea of eating your own ejaculate, then this is the blog for you. One might wonder what the big deal is about eating your own cum, right? Well let me share some masturbation phone sex perspective with the ‘would be’ cum eater. You see, here is how I see it.

The consumption of sexual fluids is quite a normal part of most sexual activities. As a matter of fact most men enjoy watching a woman lick her own juices from the fingers she’s been using in her pussy, right? I am sure if you are honest you will admit to this fascination and that you find it sexy. Well, it so follows that most men enjoy watching two women share their sexual fluids. They find this erotic and hot.

I talk to a good deal of men who claim to “LOVE” eating pussy. They savor the way it smells and the way it tastes–i.e. they consume the sexual fluids of the woman they are eating. Yes, guys you already eat cum sooooo

Why the big deal about your own cum? Well, the obvious is that it makes you feel gay (you are not). Secondly, because it feels ‘taboo’ it is a departure of the norm. Anything that constitutes something you are not used to in the realm of sex is a big rush when you do it. This is why I believe that most men who want to talk about this during masturbation phone sex are those who looking to put an edge to their mundane sex lives.

So how would we indulge this desire on the phone? We can do a couple of things. We can talk about it and plan how we might make it happen in real life for you. Or we can fantasize about it through role play–which might soften you up to the idea of cum consumption enough to try it with your real life lover.

Either way combined with erotic talk and edge play the talk of cum eating for a man can enhance your phone sex experience. Do not scoff that which you have not tried–and do not engage in contempt prior to investigation!

Happy Thanksgiving
Meredith

Leave me wanting and I promise you will come harder!

Phone sex is the best way to make all your masturbation sessions mate with the fantasies in your head, isn’t it? We all grab our fantasies from a variety of places–some of us use memories. I have many memories from which I draw to create a believable phone sex fantasy for my callers. Because they are from my memories, these fantasies are believable, while at the same time mutually arousing. The best memories to use for this sort of fantasy crafting are not the ones that actually culminated in real sex. The best memories, in my professional opinion, are the ones that left me wanting.

When I was young and working a summer job before my first year of college I had an old family friend suggest I date a guy who was much older and who had just gotten a divorce. I had the hugest crush on him just from the suggestion. He wasn’t anything spectacular to look at, but he drove me crazy because he kept me in a near constant state of arousal. The come here go away often prompted me to throw myself at him. The farthest I ever really got with him was sucking his dick. He’d go out on dates with me and tease me by kissing me, fondling me, but never fucking me the way I wanted him to. This left my crotch on fire and when I think back to the time when I had this crush I often wonder what sex with him would have been like–especially if we had consummated our relationship after one of our many drinking expeditions at the local watering hole. So from this memory comes an abundance of role play opportunities that the masturbation phone sex caller could use to their advantage with me.

So what memories can we use to shape your favorite masturbation phone sex fantasy? Tell me about it and let’s give your dick a draining it will never forget.

The art of the long masturbation phone sex call

I am often asked by men who buy ten minute sessions with me what guys who buy 90 minutes plus like to talk about.  While everyone is different it usually boils down to a caller’s motivation when he’s deciding how much time to purchase.  Guys who buy 10 min sessions believe it or not are the bread and butter of my day–because after all we usually cum in about 10 min don’t we?   These guys who like to think they’re a quickie to me are actually great build up and teasing time for this hot nympho.  Nothing builds me up more than multiple short calls with a burst of several different fantasy types to start my masturbation phone sex day.  There are those who do call and want to spend hours with me.  What’s that look like?

Well, usually it starts with a get to know you session–questions answered usually from the caller wanting to know everything (and I do mean everything) there is to know about me.  Now, I’m an open book.  I have nothing to hide from anyone in regards to what my real life looks like.  Especially when it comes to my masturbation phone sex habits and my sexual trysts.  Now, once we’ve gone past that point in the call there is generally a cherry picked fantasy from something I’ve shared.  This is THE BEST phone sex call for me to have because it incorporates something that I am already into–have already done–or am curious about.  We can phone fuck for hours, in different positions and me having multiple orgasms for a long, long time.

What’s the longest call I’ve ever done on this masturbation phone sex line?  Well, I’ll tell you–Daddy G back in the early days of our phone sex relationship once did 10 solid hours with me.  while I appreciate the money from that call the next day I was a little sore for all that explicit and detailed pussy rubbing and fucking I did–oh and my ass burned from all the spankings.

So if you’re contemplating a long call then I’ll be ready for you–and we’ll get in deep and have a great time.

Meet your Masturbation Phone Sex Mommy

I lie here in my bed twiddling my dewy lips.  God sex is so good.  I had nearly forgotten that you were home from college, son.  I really did.  I mean my appetite as I get older is getting bigger.  My appetite for sex is an untamed beast in a wilderness full of men looking for just this kind of fuck.  A divorced, single Mom with a kid in college who takes care of her body and lives alone is a huge draw to these young, hung studs.  My latest flushes the toilet.  Meet your Masturbation phone sex Mommy Meredith.

 

 

I lie here in my bed twiddling my dewy lips.  God sex is so good.  I had nearly forgotten that you were home from college, son.  I really did.  I mean my appetite as I get older is getting bigger.  My appetite for sex is an untamed beast in a wilderness full of men looking for just this kind of fuck.  A divorced, single Mom with a kid in college who takes care of her body and lives alone is a huge draw to these young, hung studs.  My latest flushes the toilet.  Meet your Masturbation phone sex Mommy Meredith.

 

Let my voice grab you, son, and take you there.  I know what I am doing.  Do you want to masturbate with Mommy today?  Call me up and let’s discuss the details so that we can craft just the perfect scenario for you family fun loving cock.  I just can’t wait to hear from you.

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Masturbation phone sex Romance


Break out the candles, the sweet smelling oil and a bottle of your best wine and tell me how you’d love to see me dressed? Do you want me to show up with your wine glass in expensive lace stockings and garters? Black corset? What about fire engine red panties? I’ll be wearing a smile as I hand you your glass and pour you some wine. Then I’ll turn around and bend over so you can see my fine ass-et and touch it while you slowly sip your wine. Let’s talk passion and eroticism–it feels good to connect and to be one with someone. Everyone needs romantic masturbation phone sex once in awhile.
And as the passion builds we can explore each other more aggressively until nothing enters the sphere of our world except pure and raw pleasure. We’ll play a little tongue game involving my decadent puckered backside disc and I’ll dip a finger into yours and show you how good it feels when you do it to me. Romance is all about sharing after all. There are 69 ways to please each other and about a billion masturbation phone sex orgasms for us to share. I am all for giving you all I have to offer–are you willing to give me the best phone sex in you?
Give this horny masturbation phone sex nymph a call today. I’ll be waiting for you.
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Masturbation phone sex Cock therapy

My professional demeanor often misleads the worried Mom to send her bi-curious son in for a little cock-therapy phone sex. Often they are mothers who cannot mind their own business. They sit in wait filing their nails after a home cooked breakfast eager for the moment that the son leaves for school. Then they nose through his belongings checking for any hint of sexual indiscretion. Once they find the incriminating evidence they pick the phone and book an appointment with me. Boo hooing into the phone with Mommy concern they talk about gay magazines, panties, dildos and a variety of other things they find that might indicate a quite normal curious sexual nature.  Sounds like some masturbation phone sex therapy is in order.

That’s how I met D. His mother called me because she found stacks of gay porn and cock sucking magazines under his bed. She hoped “that she was not too late” in her discovery and that I might be able to “do something, anything” to set him on a straighter path (no pun intended). I reassured her that I would do anything in my power to “save her son.” I found him knocking his knees together in my waiting room. She’d dropped him off 15 minutes early for his afternoon appointment. The last of the day for me.

Masturbation phone sex boy learns his lesson

This beautiful boy nervously sat across from me as I leaned my ass into my mahogany desk wearing a very professional, yet short business skirt and a white blouse unbuttoned just this side of obscenity. He kept staring at me and I noted that he got quite an erection by just looking at me. I giggled as I continued to read the intake form and then told D I would be able to help keep his mom off his back. I told him that there was help in my office for boys like him.

Masturbation phone sex sucking a hard cock

He was nervous, as any young inexperienced boy would be, when my assistant Jim walked into the office with his white medical robe on and nothing else. I wanted D to know that three sessions a week would stave off the urge to relieve himself to the gay magazines. He could do that relieving here and with me. I had him remove my blouse. I assured him that it is quite normal to want to suck a cock–I love sucking cock. I showed him how to handle that cock. I pushed his young face down on that rigid dick and by the end of the session, Jim’s horny rod probed that virgin ass deeply. We all came. We booked a year’s worth of appointments after that.

 

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Mother and Son Get engaged masturbation phone sex

Masturbation phone sex with Momma Meredith:
I couldn’t wait for my son to come home for his weekly visit from college.  I got dressed to the nines this time.  I wore a nice teal negligee and matching bow-top stockings.  I left off the panties and the bodice of the nightie showed just enough skin to be scandalous.  Of course, my invalid husband sat drooling in his wheelchair.  The stroke had robbed him of a voice, but from the scalding lookin in his cloudy eyes I knew he was aware of what I had planned for this phone sex rendez-vous with my very own son.
Masturbation phone sex son comes home from college
When M walked in and saw me leaning against the counter with a glass of champagne he stopped in his tracks.  He wondered why Momma was dressed this way.  When I poured him his own glass and approached him, I kissed him tenderly and explained that Momma needed her boy to step up the plate and take care of me.  M tried to resist my advances, but my beautiful body and insistence that it was ok seemed to overcome this resolve.  Soon, my own son surprised me as he asked me to marry him!  A groan from the peanut gallery wheelchair almost ruined the moment.  I slid my husband into the closet, pushed everything from the dining room table and spread myself out for my son to feast upon.
His tongue delighted the folds of my mature phone sex pussy and made my insides clench with orgasm.  So wet.  So intense as he sucked his own Momma’s cunt.  He then slid upon top of me with my legs open so very wide and sliced into my motherhood with his steely hard cock.  Fuck.  Felt so good to cum in a geyser all over my own son’s dick.
We had mother son phone sex for an hour or so while Dad stayed locked in the closet.  After all, we’re gonna need his money if we’re going to start our own brand of perverted family together.
Be my masturbation phone sex Son!
More to come from my new phone sex son!

Inside Mommy Masturbation Phone Sex

I have a horny caller who needs to be inside Mommy phone sex.  He always calls and lets me know how hard his dick is just for me.  I get so excited to hear how his cock is straining against his boxers for me.  When he calls me, he knows that Mommy is always dressed just for him.  Short skirts with no panties allow for easy access.  No bra under thin tshirts showcases hard, puckered nipples.  This makes his cock twitch in his underwear and the friction makes him hornier for Mommy’s pussy.

 

I take full advantage of my son’s horny state.  I take my time kissing him with lots of tongue.  I love how we make out like teenagers.  I love how my son wants to take me right away, but I cannot allow that.  I must be completely ready.  I need at least one orgasm from my son before I can let him inside me.

 

Licking out Mommy’s masturbation phone sex cunt
After much pawing and professions of love his tongue is doing a dance all over my slit and creamy asshole.  I love it when a tongue is flickering all over those sensitive areas.  Then I beg my son to finger fuck both of my holes to get me good and ready for his over-sized cock.  I feel him pressing inside me and it isn’t long before my cunt is pumping a thank you all over his fingers.  We both kiss, sliding his fingers between our lips to take a taste.

 

Breed your masturbation phone sex Mommy now!
He needs to be inside Mommy phone sex right now.  He has so much sperm in his balls for me that embedding his virile cock deep is what needs to happy.  I draw my legs up and allow my cunt to swallow him whole.  I allow my son to fuck me like an animal–breed me.  He cums and I know we’ve done something most forbidden, but frankly, I don’t give a fuck.  MMMMM.
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Masturbation phone sex role plays with Mommy

Three times in a row phone sex with Mommy Meredith
You know you’ve hit it off when a caller when he calls back for masturbation phone sex three days consecutively.  I am so flattered and blessed to take care of such a sweet guy.  The slow build up in our mother son phone sex role plays leave me very wet and eager to cum with such a doting caller.
Three hot masturbation phone sex role plays with Mommy
After all, I am just the sort of Mommy to pull of the slow seduction that most of you taboo lovers crave.  Sometimes, Mommy just takes advantage of her son’s home from college visit by dressing sexy and slowly seducing her son into her bed.  Mommy can get lonely sometimes with out her boy.  Then there are times when Mommy has to take care of her ailing or infirm boy.  In our case, he was a parapalegic and I had to give him a bath.  OOOPs, Mommy didn’t know that worked down there, but since it does–well let’s just say I lovingly used his large hard cock to my advantage.  Saved me tons of heartache as having him stuck in his bed or wheelchair means I have constant access to the biggest cock and I no longer have to date!  Oh, and then finally, as the sweet guy turns the tables on Mom–he demonstrates his mad massage skills on his stressed out mother.  His hands found areas that I didn’t even know needed rubbing–and before you know his cock was buried into my wet, Mommy cunt.  I do so love hearing you coo into my ear and call me Momma, baby.  I can’t wait to see where we go next with our seductive phone sex role plays.
Do you want to have masturbation phone sex with Mommy?
If you’re the mother loving kind–well you’ve found the naughty Momma of your dreams with me.  I just love all sorts of taboo role play.  Momma son–brother sister–you name–all in the family is ALL RIGHT with me!