masturbation phone sex

Dip in deep with some ass to mouth phone sex

Ass men be on alert–I have the ass that spoiled a thousand cocks.  Just look at that ass.  It’s a perfect shape.  It’s smooth–no photoshop required.  I keep it tight with lots of exercise and a strict vegan diet.  Guys swoon when they see my ass in a pair of jeans.  They drip when they seen my buxom buns framed in a variety colors and styles of garter belt.  Just looking at my ass is one thing.  Talking to me about my ass during phone sex is quite another.

While it is very true that I enjoy being slowly penetrated in my puckered love button, I also enjoy talking your tongue on a good, long pussy to ass odyssey.  You can suck on my soft skin and trace the lines that lead down to my ass.  You’ll circle that ass.  You’ll enter that ass with your tongue.  You’ll get sucked in by the pleasure this gives me as I moan out your name.  I love it when you lick and tongue fuck my ass.

Another guilty pleasure–I want to kiss your mouth after you’ve suckled on my juicy MILF ass.  After your mouth and face are coated with the delicious tang of my backside I will enjoy smelling it, licking it and French kissing you so deeply that you’ll get lost completely in that kiss.

I’m so dirty sweet when you’re lovin’ my back door oven!  I coo, whimper and beg to be penetrated.  I cum so hard with ass to mouth phone sex.   Plunge deeper with your tongue.  Dip down hard with your dick.  Penetrate my anal love box and hear some of the authentic orgasms delivered by an authentic asshole phone sex loving aural courtesan!

Let me show you a real phone sex nymph

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex

 

I’m in the mood for hot, unrelenting, and mutually pleasing phone sex.

Mutually speaking I’d like to glide my fingers down the
front panel of my silky blue panties. Yeah and while I am doing

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1 Hot phone sex voice for your stroking pleasures

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Listen to me talk a little bit about what REALLY turns me on during our masturbation phone sex call.  It really is a high for me to know that my voice has wrapped itself around your cock and infiltrated your mind.  I love hearing the build of your arousal as you stroke.  Getting you off with my phone sex voice truly is a great high for me.  I also enjoy conversations that have nothing to do with sex really–it is all part and parcel to this lovely little arrangement we share.   Continue reading

Your next big phonegasm involves your naughty nurse

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In this short teaser phone sex audio I demonstrate the beginning of a standard naughty nurse scenario.  In this scenario the patient, Mr. Jones (in no way reflective of any of my callers btw), is preparing to get a prostate examination from the nurse who works with his urologist.  This isn’t stated in the audio, but is implied.

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Want the phone sex feelings to be mutual?

Listen on to hear me talk about mutual masturbation phone sex.

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Masturbation phone sex depot is going full audio!

Yes, I’m going full audio!  Here you will hear me read the blog post I’ve written on phone pleasers along with enticing little teasers to keep the party rolling long after our masturbation phone sex call.  Go on, click if you dare!

Masturbation phone sex depot audio:  Pegging phone sex

Read by:  Meredith

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Ripped from the headlines: Masturbation phone sex and DC

The fucking stuff shirt white boys club in DC is getting some of theirs this week aren’t they. The latest? Al Franken–because gosh darn it he was good enough landed himself a senate seat only to find that the long arm of hypocrisy reaches even his liberal white ass. What’s the problem?

This masturbation phone sex lady has the answer. It’s phone sex, boys. Ever wonder what keeps your own libido at bay? It’s this wonderful offering–the ability to pay for and to sustain a fantasy via the internet/phone with a beautiful woman who understands that men need sex. I’m not offended by that fact and am ok if you’d like to sexually harass me in your fantasy. Make me suck your dick to keep my job–or to even land a paying one in the nation’s capital. It’s all good here and if you live it out here you stay the fuck out of trouble.

The current state of affairs in Washington really does beg for a new kind of super hero–Masturbation Meredith to the rescue!

Is it a big deal if a man eats his own cum?

The consumption of sexual fluids is quite a normal part of most sexual activities. As a matter of fact most men enjoy watching a woman lick her own juices from the fingers she’s been using in her pussy, right? I am sure if you are honest you will admit to this fascination and that you find it sexy. Well, it so follows that most men enjoy watching two women share their sexual fluids. They find this erotic and hot.

I talk to a good deal of men who claim to “LOVE” eating pussy. They savor the way it smells and the way it tastes–i.e. they consume the sexual fluids of the woman they are eating. Yes, guys you already eat cum sooooo

Why the big deal about your own cum? Well, the obvious is that it makes you feel gay (you are not). Secondly, because it feels ‘taboo’ it is a departure of the norm. Anything that constitutes something you are not used to in the realm of sex is a big rush when you do it. This is why I believe that most men who want to talk about this during masturbation phone sex are those who looking to put an edge to their mundane sex lives. Continue reading

Leave me wanting and I promise you will come harder!

Phone sex is the best way to make all your masturbation sessions mate with the fantasies in your head, isn’t it? We all grab our fantasies from a variety of places–some of us use memories. I have many memories from which I draw to create a believable phone sex fantasy for my callers. Because they are from my memories, these fantasies are believable, while at the same time mutually arousing. The best memories to use for this sort of fantasy crafting are not the ones that actually culminated in real sex. The best memories, in my professional opinion, are the ones that left me wanting.

When I was young and working a summer job before my first year of college I had an old family friend suggest I date a guy who was much older and who had just gotten a divorce. I had the hugest crush on him just from the suggestion. He wasn’t anything spectacular to look at, but he drove me crazy because he kept me in a near constant state of arousal. The come here go away often prompted me to throw myself at him. The farthest I ever really got with him was sucking his dick. He’d go out on dates with me and tease me by kissing me, fondling me, but never fucking me the way I wanted him to. This left my crotch on fire and when I think back to the time when I had this crush I often wonder what sex with him would have been like–especially if we had consummated our relationship after one of our many drinking expeditions at the local watering hole. So from this memory comes an abundance of role play opportunities that the masturbation phone sex caller could use to their advantage with me.

So what memories can we use to shape your favorite masturbation phone sex fantasy? Tell me about it and let’s give your dick a draining it will never forget.

The art of the long masturbation phone sex call

I am often asked by men who buy ten minute sessions with me what guys who buy 90 minutes plus like to talk about.  While everyone is different it usually boils down to a caller’s motivation when he’s deciding how much time to purchase.  Guys who buy 10 min sessions believe it or not are the bread and butter of my day–because after all we usually cum in about 10 min don’t we?   These guys who like to think they’re a quickie to me are actually great build up and teasing time for this hot nympho.  Nothing builds me up more than multiple short calls with a burst of several different fantasy types to start my masturbation phone sex day.  There are those who do call and want to spend hours with me.  What’s that look like?

Well, usually it starts with a get to know you session–questions answered usually from the caller wanting to know everything (and I do mean everything) there is to know about me.  Now, I’m an open book.  I have nothing to hide from anyone in regards to what my real life looks like.  Especially when it comes to my masturbation phone sex habits and my sexual trysts.  Now, once we’ve gone past that point in the call there is generally a cherry picked fantasy from something I’ve shared.  This is THE BEST phone sex call for me to have because it incorporates something that I am already into–have already done–or am curious about.  We can phone fuck for hours, in different positions and me having multiple orgasms for a long, long time.

What’s the longest call I’ve ever done on this masturbation phone sex line?  Well, I’ll tell you–Daddy G back in the early days of our phone sex relationship once did 10 solid hours with me.  while I appreciate the money from that call the next day I was a little sore for all that explicit and detailed pussy rubbing and fucking I did–oh and my ass burned from all the spankings.

So if you’re contemplating a long call then I’ll be ready for you–and we’ll get in deep and have a great time.