Ripped from the headlines: Masturbation phone sex and DC

The fucking stuff shirt white boys club in DC is getting some of theirs this week aren’t they. The latest? Al Franken–because gosh darn it he was good enough landed himself a senate seat only to find that the long arm of hypocrisy reaches even his liberal white ass. What’s the problem?

This masturbation phone sex lady has the answer. It’s phone sex, boys. Ever wonder what keeps your own libido at bay? It’s this wonderful offering–the ability to pay for and to sustain a fantasy via the internet/phone with a beautiful woman who understands that men need sex. I’m not offended by that fact and am ok if you’d like to sexually harass me in your fantasy. Make me suck your dick to keep my job–or to even land a paying one in the nation’s capital. It’s all good here and if you live it out here you stay the fuck out of trouble.

The current state of affairs in Washington really does beg for a new kind of super hero–Masturbation Meredith to the rescue!

Is it a big deal if a man eats his own cum?

 

If you’re thinking about or have entertained the idea of eating your own ejaculate, then this is the blog for you. One might wonder what the big deal is about eating your own cum, right? Well let me share some masturbation phone sex perspective with the ‘would be’ cum eater. You see, here is how I see it.

The consumption of sexual fluids is quite a normal part of most sexual activities. As a matter of fact most men enjoy watching a woman lick her own juices from the fingers she’s been using in her pussy, right? I am sure if you are honest you will admit to this fascination and that you find it sexy. Well, it so follows that most men enjoy watching two women share their sexual fluids. They find this erotic and hot.

I talk to a good deal of men who claim to “LOVE” eating pussy. They savor the way it smells and the way it tastes–i.e. they consume the sexual fluids of the woman they are eating. Yes, guys you already eat cum sooooo

Why the big deal about your own cum? Well, the obvious is that it makes you feel gay (you are not). Secondly, because it feels ‘taboo’ it is a departure of the norm. Anything that constitutes something you are not used to in the realm of sex is a big rush when you do it. This is why I believe that most men who want to talk about this during masturbation phone sex are those who looking to put an edge to their mundane sex lives.

So how would we indulge this desire on the phone? We can do a couple of things. We can talk about it and plan how we might make it happen in real life for you. Or we can fantasize about it through role play–which might soften you up to the idea of cum consumption enough to try it with your real life lover.

Either way combined with erotic talk and edge play the talk of cum eating for a man can enhance your phone sex experience. Do not scoff that which you have not tried–and do not engage in contempt prior to investigation!

Happy Thanksgiving
Meredith

Leave me wanting and I promise you will come harder!

Phone sex is the best way to make all your masturbation sessions mate with the fantasies in your head, isn’t it? We all grab our fantasies from a variety of places–some of us use memories. I have many memories from which I draw to create a believable phone sex fantasy for my callers. Because they are from my memories, these fantasies are believable, while at the same time mutually arousing. The best memories to use for this sort of fantasy crafting are not the ones that actually culminated in real sex. The best memories, in my professional opinion, are the ones that left me wanting.

When I was young and working a summer job before my first year of college I had an old family friend suggest I date a guy who was much older and who had just gotten a divorce. I had the hugest crush on him just from the suggestion. He wasn’t anything spectacular to look at, but he drove me crazy because he kept me in a near constant state of arousal. The come here go away often prompted me to throw myself at him. The farthest I ever really got with him was sucking his dick. He’d go out on dates with me and tease me by kissing me, fondling me, but never fucking me the way I wanted him to. This left my crotch on fire and when I think back to the time when I had this crush I often wonder what sex with him would have been like–especially if we had consummated our relationship after one of our many drinking expeditions at the local watering hole. So from this memory comes an abundance of role play opportunities that the masturbation phone sex caller could use to their advantage with me.

So what memories can we use to shape your favorite masturbation phone sex fantasy? Tell me about it and let’s give your dick a draining it will never forget.

Would you like to fuck me?

Would you like to fuck me?  I am sure your cock is stiff.  Your mind is wondering.  Your lustful intentions abound, don’t they?  You see me and hear me.  When you hear me your body becomes a mingling of sensations–pure confusion as you feel my presence even though we’re not in the same room.  Isn’t sharing a fantasy much like sharing a room?  A bed?  With the richness of words and inflection of tone one can feel so much.  One can also see with the mind–clearly as if visual cues were directly in front of the eyes.  That’s what I love so much about masturbation phone sex.  Through creative expression I become whoever you want me to be.  We are where ever in the world we choose to be.  We fuck however we choose to fuck–and that could differ from time to time depending on our moods.  One taste of me and you’ll know that I’m one that needs to be fucked in fantasy by you–that I will enjoy our talks and time together.  Isn’t that why you’re really here?  To feel like the vital man that you’ve forgotten you are–that she forgets that you are!  That’s right–we’re here in this ride together so let’s make the most of it.

Would you like to fuck me right now?  My mind is open–my body is ready to play on this beautiful day for masturbation phone sex!

The art of the long masturbation phone sex call

I am often asked by men who buy ten minute sessions with me what guys who buy 90 minutes plus like to talk about.  While everyone is different it usually boils down to a caller’s motivation when he’s deciding how much time to purchase.  Guys who buy 10 min sessions believe it or not are the bread and butter of my day–because after all we usually cum in about 10 min don’t we?   These guys who like to think they’re a quickie to me are actually great build up and teasing time for this hot nympho.  Nothing builds me up more than multiple short calls with a burst of several different fantasy types to start my masturbation phone sex day.  There are those who do call and want to spend hours with me.  What’s that look like?

Well, usually it starts with a get to know you session–questions answered usually from the caller wanting to know everything (and I do mean everything) there is to know about me.  Now, I’m an open book.  I have nothing to hide from anyone in regards to what my real life looks like.  Especially when it comes to my masturbation phone sex habits and my sexual trysts.  Now, once we’ve gone past that point in the call there is generally a cherry picked fantasy from something I’ve shared.  This is THE BEST phone sex call for me to have because it incorporates something that I am already into–have already done–or am curious about.  We can phone fuck for hours, in different positions and me having multiple orgasms for a long, long time.

What’s the longest call I’ve ever done on this masturbation phone sex line?  Well, I’ll tell you–Daddy G back in the early days of our phone sex relationship once did 10 solid hours with me.  while I appreciate the money from that call the next day I was a little sore for all that explicit and detailed pussy rubbing and fucking I did–oh and my ass burned from all the spankings.

So if you’re contemplating a long call then I’ll be ready for you–and we’ll get in deep and have a great time.

Live out a childhood masturbation phone sex fantasy

Imagine my surprise when I see my old childhood friend–a boy who used to watch me sunbathe standing impatiently in the foyer of the crowded restaurant.  Successful and even more beautiful than back in the day I smile as I take in your manly looks.  Tall, dark hair.  A bit balding.  We have come so far from the old neighborhood where hog shit permeated the air and the corn grew tall.  The place is crowded.  I wait for awhile to see if a date or a wife surfaces and when I notice you’re alone I decide to invite you to sit down with me.  We do the game of catch up but as I get to talking to you I start to recall all those times I saw you peering around the side of your parents’ old tin shed.  You watched for sometimes an hour or more and you never even knew I saw you.  As we talk and we drink and we reminisce about playing “Children of the Corn” you feel my hand on your thigh.  Sounds like the fodder we use for a hot masturbation phone sex fantasy all for your dick stroking pleasure.

I like to provide these audio phone sex nuggets to you free of charge because I know sometimes that when your cock is hard and you’re left craving it can be ultra helpful if you have a start–an idea.  I am not only a provider of smokin’  hot phone sex–I’m an idea generator for the guy  whose mental resources are currently being used to harden that dick.  Give me a call and let’s play out this hot masturbation phone sex fantasy with any of the elements your cock craves involved.  Anal—guided–straight up fucking in the high end bathroom.  We can do it all.

 

In December AIM will no longer have an instant messenger.  This will impact those of you who enjoy setting up calls via IM first.  I encourage all to take advantage of emailing me directly now–to get into the habit of the lag time in communication that will result from not being able to IM.  There is a possibility that our company will provide a chat room in the future, but for those of you who enjoy direct contact email will be king.  Meredith@phonepleasers.com

This Masturbation phone sex blog post is written by Meredith.
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Meet your Masturbation Phone Sex Mommy

I lie here in my bed twiddling my dewy lips.  God sex is so good.  I had nearly forgotten that you were home from college, son.  I really did.  I mean my appetite as I get older is getting bigger.  My appetite for sex is an untamed beast in a wilderness full of men looking for just this kind of fuck.  A divorced, single Mom with a kid in college who takes care of her body and lives alone is a huge draw to these young, hung studs.  My latest flushes the toilet.  Meet your Masturbation phone sex Mommy Meredith.

 

 

I lie here in my bed twiddling my dewy lips.  God sex is so good.  I had nearly forgotten that you were home from college, son.  I really did.  I mean my appetite as I get older is getting bigger.  My appetite for sex is an untamed beast in a wilderness full of men looking for just this kind of fuck.  A divorced, single Mom with a kid in college who takes care of her body and lives alone is a huge draw to these young, hung studs.  My latest flushes the toilet.  Meet your Masturbation phone sex Mommy Meredith.

 

Let my voice grab you, son, and take you there.  I know what I am doing.  Do you want to masturbate with Mommy today?  Call me up and let’s discuss the details so that we can craft just the perfect scenario for you family fun loving cock.  I just can’t wait to hear from you.

Call me now $2.50/min with a 10 min minimum.  New callers get 5 free with purchase of 15 min.  877-596-6352

Spoil me, Daddy! Masturbation phone sex tips!

I enjoy being spoiled.  One of my favorite types of masturbation phone sex calls is the ongoing relationship in with my favorite

sugar Daddy–Daddy G.  We’ve been talking for about 11 years now or so.  I never get tired of Daddy’s sexy voice and the fact that

he enjoys spoiling the shit out of me for no reason sometimes–talk about hot–$200 tip was a great incentive to do whatever

my Daddy asked me to do yesterday.

Of course usually I am all for going into the single digits to find the perfect penis pleaser for my Daddy G.  Yes, he knows a lot of girls

and in fact talks to many–but he returns to me because I am always willing to be the perfect teacher for these little girls in full

backed panties.  I love to tell them to play with Daddy’s nipples as they learn all about the wonders and the privileges afforded the girl

who sucks, fucks and pleases Daddy’s amazing phone sex peter.

I love masturbation phone sex and all that comes with it. There are as many types of callers as there are women, but we all enjoy

the company of a good sugar Daddy who’ll spoil us once in awhile.  It is sooo nice to feel appreciated.  Thanks, Daddy G.

Visit my website NYMPH 4 PHONE or email me to set up your call Meredith@phonepleasers.com.  You may also just throw caution to the

wind and call me direct at 877-596-6352.

 

Masturbation phone sex cum slut

 

 

I get nostalgic when I think back to some past callers to my masturbation phone sex line.  Some of these guys are long gone, but never forgotten.

There was a man I used to know who loved to save his cum up for me.  He’d jerk it off into ice cube trays and save it for a couple of weeks.  Then he’d put it into his large squirting dildo and we’d fuck the shit out of his hot little ass for a few minutes.  Those were the days.  I miss having a cum slut phone sex freak to play with.

I know generally that when we think of a cum slut we’re thinking of a woman who’ll suck the cum out of the flesh hose readily, take a hot facial or even eat the cream pie out of her best friend’s cunt.  I include in that definition men who enjoy cum eating phone sex or even having cum all up in their asses while we talk.  Personally, since I am a cum slut too I know how dirty and alive it makes me feel when I’m playing with that sweet, sticky stuff.  Anyway, I was thinking about it today and realized quickly that my stable is in need of a few cum eaters.

So if you’re the type who craves ingesting your own pleasure–let’s have a little fun with that together.  Are you interested in saving it up for me?  Making a mess with me later?  Want to pretend to have a bukkake party all for your sweet face?  There are so many things we can do with your cum–just call me and let’s be totally perverted cum sluts together.

Visit my personal website at Nymph 4 Phone or call me directly at 877-596-6352 for some hot and filthy masturbation phone sex with cum eating.  Email me and set up your call in advance!

Extreme phone sex fantasies for masturbation

I just love extreme masturbation phone sex fantasies.  I can remember to a time when I was very young and

very curious about all things sexual.  Growing up on a farm, I was exposed to sex early–and my Dad had a vast

porn collection that he didn’t bother hiding from me and my brother.  So when  you’re looking for a consenting

pervert to engage your fantasies, you really have no better partner.  I can make the most deviant of lusts look

incredibly sexy.

So you like it nasty and perverse–your phone sex addled cock needs the extreme phone sex fantasy to get the fuck off these days and I am all too happy to provide it.  We’re going to talk about single digit underdeveloped babes in a camper.  One is older and inexperienced.  The other is younger and wants to lick cunt.  That was my first taste of pussy–I watched so much porn at a young age that I needed to have a tongue in my slit.  Her little mouth was more experienced than it should have been.  Her parents probably lived the dream you have of training your own flesh and blood as a complete and total sex slave.

And I dream of diamond studded nipple clamps and a leash that will lead me around through all of your wildest, nastiest phone fucking dreams.  Barn yards and Marti Gras parties–gang bangs at the kennel–the whole nine yards it’s ours to cum to.  We’re two nasty perverts into some filthy shit–but it’s ok.  We’re two consenting adults playing taboo phone sex fantasies until we’re both exhausted from cumming so much!

So call me for masturbation phone sex that will titillate the most stubborn and phone sex addicted cock.  We can go to the moon with any fantasy your dick is craving so give me a call.